Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
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Top comments
satanic_fml 13
watch **** in a language you don't know
Catkam623 27
Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.
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Comments (124)
ABillOnFire 15
That sounds a bit much, I'm having a tough time believing this
dontgivafuk 9
that sucks. maybe stop watching that gay ****. with straight **** they.... who gives a **** what they say.
WhiteCrimson 23
Theres not much grammer tp ****... Its basic shit... Eat my p***y and suck my co** and f**k me. Stop being so anal. Use ear muffs... Punn intended
Rin_KagamineO2 3
Not sure is this is a repost from iFunny or there was a repost of this..... (OvO)
djinnyf 12
And that just make you sexier to me ;) !!
kross_reach 17
Well then don't watch ****
ea247 20
Hahahaha!!
FC3sInfiniIII 12
Go to Thailand and become a transexual you fag
valwojazz 11
Dear OP, please don't think of it as being a nazi. Being grammatically correct is a rare virtue nowadays.
oxygenius 14
Now your girlfriend knows what to say the next time you are in the mood and she isn't. ;)