The Jimmy Fallon of porn?

Lul

Lol wtf is wrong with you OP?

I like it when they make eye connection with me. It makes me feel more intimate with them. But that's just your dirty old uncle talking.

so im not alone? im not alone!

Horrible acting in pornos should always be expected, but it's not like I have experience. Nvm I'm not even gonna try to hide it what guy doesn't watch porn?

Yeah it's kind of annoying when the chick just keeps looking back and forth.. just stop! XD Sometimes I don't even.. I sit there and watch it like a comedy because, well, there are a lot off unny moments.

*whispers* "I see single people."

^ so you must be looking in the mirror?

POW!!1

138, right in the kisser. Coincidentally the name of the porno op was watching.

126. That profile pic looks like a porn star. Epic TITS!

No one watches.porn for their 'good' acting!

It actually reminds me of how the Joker constantly looks directly at the readers in comics, knowing he's simply a comics' character.

Doesn't matter, watched sex

I see single people

I do... Bad acting affects the whole experience.

Well...watch a different one

Bunny!!!

Good call. Literally millions to choose from

One does not simply watch a different porno!

In almost every porno I've watched the chicks keep looking at the camera every 3 damn seconds. Even if being brutally gangbanged she still manages to check it out quite often. Like wtf mate?

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i doubt he could keep one haha

Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex

I think he needs more than just a girlfriend…

A girlfriend and a job??

Porn is not a substitute for a girlfriend. Porn is its own pleasure. Having or lacking a girlfriend has nothing to do with it.

#92 - But having a girlfriend would give him something more interesting to do than waste all his time with porn.

92-Or maybe he'd get both and always be happy. (doubts)

Just because he's watching porn doesn't mean he is single.

Yea dude sometimes the best pleasure is when you're doing it to yourself...

Actually he has one. Her names Pamela Handerson.

I would rather say you need psychiatrist.

Palmela Handerson... xD

Nothing wrong with being critical about the porn you watch.

Did she stop?

42 - I hate to break it to you, but the people in porn videos cant hear you or see you..sorry man..

I hate to break it to you but you do not know what sarcasm is do you

I hate to break it to you but that was a wonderful response.

It is really annoying when they do that.

142 I hate to break it to you, but you're a combo breaker.

Couldn't agree more

Amen...was probably in that porno! And dude, bt-duds in a porno...you wrote it wrong. Anyway, I too lost my dignity a time ago for similar reasons. But fortunately, unlike some people here fondling ferrets was not involved. Still something similar...

First World problems

ummmm.... kinky???

Nope.. Op is just a little crazy..

Look up the definetion of kinky please

190- I'm I'll find your picture.

^ ?

kink·y/?kiNGk?/
Adjective:
Involving or given to unusual sexual behavior.
(of clothing) Sexually provocative in an unusual way.


You're welcome.

Time to get a girlfriend? Yes

The app you used to create your profile picture keeps me entertained for hours.

What app is it, I may want to get it

Either a girlfriend or some hand lotion and a couple of tissues.

No, seriously.... What app?

I would say he does not need a girlfriend if he is yelling at the girl in his porn. Imagine what he would do to her.

WHAT APP is that dammit!!!

App name please!

No, he has many, many more options that might involve such a thing. I suggest you talk to enonymous I bet he knows alllll about that.

Wtf is that app !!!

Doesn't matter, had se....no I guess not.

Shut the fuck up.

Nah I'm good thanks.

Op: Stop looking at me!
Girl: Stop watching me then!

Equal treatment! This would be scary for me if the videos I watched had such thing!

She can sense you staring at her.....

Yeah it's time to move on.