laxbro4769

About Laxbro4769

I like to play lacrosse, bass guitar, and meet new people. So message me if you like ;)

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Laxbro4769's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By Nails - / Sunday 22 February 2009 03:16 / United States

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

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By Kat_Styles / Friday 19 July 2013 08:51 / United States - Dearborn

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

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By coldstar - / Thursday 18 July 2013 09:06 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

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