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By BlueB - 06/07/2013 15:42 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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Turned on

By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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Not now, Dave

By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

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Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML

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By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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By Rebecca - 13/06/2012 23:50 - Australia - Dural

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

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By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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Quick as rainbows

By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

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Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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satanic_fml 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:14

watch **** in a language you don't know

Catkam623 27

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:15

Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.

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idkman_idk_ 4

Monday 9 November 2015 2:09

I'm a girl and I automatically get turned off when that happens

untamed6969 11

Wednesday 29 November 2017 4:01

smh

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