Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
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satanic_fml
| 13
watch porn in a language you don't know
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Catkam623
| 27
Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.
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satanic_fml
| 13
watch porn in a language you don't know
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epicwaffles
| 7
Don't read the comments OP.
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epicwaffles
| 7
Don't restate something someone else has already said OP.
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greenmen
| 12
Get off porn maybe do something else
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challan
| 19
What else is there on the internet besides FML and porn?!
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MzZombicidal
| 36
#32, Don't forget about those silly cat videos!
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slooby_fml
| 25
Fan fiction
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Narutosuns2fan
| 12
I think that in itself would be a turn off.
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fsomelife
| 26
#32 -- I was going to thumb your comment up, but you're at 69...
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ThePK
| 5
Foreign language...exotic stuff you might find ;)
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shitsville
| 13
Anime, here I cum! (pun intended)
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Doritozilla
| 20
#34 Sims has an option of watching two hours of cat videos on the internet. lol
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haj_fml
| 4
Well they're a Nazi - watch it in German..
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MrBoredomioo
| 18
no
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LordDoodle
| 17
Just get up and walk away.
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Damian95
| 16
Well that would completely ruin the situation...
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bigtaytay
| 13
I was gonna go with stop being a grammar fag
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capnbzarr
| 43
You should learn to mind your own diction.
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RobotSpaceWalrus
| 5
That was pretty brilliant. Thank you.
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Catkam623
| 27
Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.
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catwho
| 18
You mean people actually listen to what's being said in a porno?
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shibeep
| 12
Focus on the shitty music.
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Catkam623
| 27
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Jjimen1654
| 9
#4 but then you can't hear the moans. :(
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Lomus
| 24
*grammar #4, please.
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ermagherdaturdis
| 26
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MagicalOrphan
| 6
You're the worst kind of person and you should feel bad
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mxij
| 13
Watch one of the schoolgirl ones. I bet those are grammatically correct, it is a real school right?
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TheBrochure
| 22
Well, if she gets it wrong, she's sure to be "punished."
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Corrupt_waffles
| 13
Dean, you are confusing real life with porn again.
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
Life is going to be very difficult for you.
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perdix
| 29
Challenging, to be sure. He can always go to the library and find literate chicks to bang.
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
That be a very hard situation.
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ashieee143
| 18
Nah it's not that hard anymore xD
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littlem91
| 29
Do you have the same problem if a girl says grammatically incorrect phrases during sex?
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
Something tells me OP hasn't quite got there yet.
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Ilovemisery
| 6
You don't say full sentences during sex. The worst that could happen using moans wrong.
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littlem91
| 29
Could say "Oh god you good". Instant turn off for a grammar nazi!
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therealafroninga
| 10
Or, she could say, "Oh god your good," instead of "Oh god *you're good."
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Wizardo
| 33
Just listen to music over it, no biggie.