By BlueB - 06/07/2013 15:42 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
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satanic_fml 13

watch **** in a language you don't know

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Catkam623 27

Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.

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satanic_fml 13

watch **** in a language you don't know

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epicwaffles 7

Don't restate something someone else has already said OP.

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challan 19

What else is there on the internet besides FML and ****?!

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MzZombicidal 36

#32, Don't forget about those silly cat videos!

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Narutosuns2fan 12

I think that in itself would be a turn off.

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fsomelife 26

#32 -- I was going to thumb your comment up, but you're at 69...

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ThePK 5

Foreign language...exotic stuff you might find ;)

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Doritozilla 20

#34 Sims has an option of watching two hours of cat videos on the internet. lol

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haj_fml 4

Well they're a Nazi - watch it in German..

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Damian95 16

Well that would completely ruin the situation...

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bigtaytay 13

I was gonna go with stop being a grammar fag

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Catkam623 27

Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.

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catwho 18

You mean people actually listen to what's being said in a porno?

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shibeep 12

Focus on the shitty music.

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Jjimen1654 9

#4 but then you can't hear the moans. :(

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MagicalOrphan 6

You're the worst kind of person and you should feel bad

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mxij 13

Watch one of the schoolgirl ones. I bet those are grammatically correct, it is a real school right?

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TheBrochure 22

Well, if she gets it wrong, she's sure to be "punished."

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Dean, you are confusing real life with **** again.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Life is going to be very difficult for you.

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perdix 29

Challenging, to be sure. He can always go to the library and find literate chicks to bang.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

That be a very hard situation.

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littlem91 29

Do you have the same problem if a girl says grammatically incorrect phrases during sex?

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Something tells me OP hasn't quite got there yet.

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Ilovemisery 6

You don't say full sentences during sex. The worst that could happen using moans wrong.

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littlem91 29

Could say "Oh god you good". Instant turn off for a grammar nazi!

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therealafroninga 10

Or, she could say, "Oh god your good," instead of "Oh god *you're good."

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Wizardo 33

Just listen to music over it, no biggie.

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