Don't read the comments OP.

Don't restate something someone else has already said OP.

Get off porn maybe do something else

What else is there on the internet besides FML and porn?!

#32, Don't forget about those silly cat videos!

Fan fiction

I think that in itself would be a turn off.

#32 -- I was going to thumb your comment up, but you're at 69...

Foreign language...exotic stuff you might find ;)

Anime, here I cum! (pun intended)

#34 Sims has an option of watching two hours of cat videos on the internet. lol

Well they're a Nazi - watch it in German..

no

Well that would completely ruin the situation...

I was gonna go with stop being a grammar fag

That was pretty brilliant. Thank you.

You mean people actually listen to what's being said in a porno?

Focus on the shitty music.

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#4 but then you can't hear the moans. :(

*grammar #4, please.

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Well, if she gets it wrong, she's sure to be "punished."

Dean, you are confusing real life with porn again.

Challenging, to be sure. He can always go to the library and find literate chicks to bang.

Nah it's not that hard anymore xD

Something tells me OP hasn't quite got there yet.

You don't say full sentences during sex. The worst that could happen using moans wrong.

Could say "Oh god you good". Instant turn off for a grammar nazi!

Or, she could say, "Oh god your good," instead of "Oh god *you're good."