By BlueB - 06/07/2013 15:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 868
You deserved it 20 931

Same thing different taste

Top comments

watch **** in a language you don't know

Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.

Comments

watch **** in a language you don't know

Don't restate something someone else has already said OP.

challan 19

What else is there on the internet besides FML and ****?!

MzZombicidal 36

#32, Don't forget about those silly cat videos!

I think that in itself would be a turn off.

#32 -- I was going to thumb your comment up, but you're at 69...

Foreign language...exotic stuff you might find ;)

#34 Sims has an option of watching two hours of cat videos on the internet. lol

Well they're a Nazi - watch it in German..

Damian95 16

Well that would completely ruin the situation...

bigtaytay 13

I was gonna go with stop being a grammar fag

Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.

You're the worst kind of person and you should feel bad

mxij 13

Watch one of the schoolgirl ones. I bet those are grammatically correct, it is a real school right?

Well, if she gets it wrong, she's sure to be "punished."

Corrupt_waffles 13

Dean, you are confusing real life with **** again.

Life is going to be very difficult for you.

perdix 29

Challenging, to be sure. He can always go to the library and find literate chicks to bang.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

That be a very hard situation.

Do you have the same problem if a girl says grammatically incorrect phrases during sex?

Something tells me OP hasn't quite got there yet.

Ilovemisery 6

You don't say full sentences during sex. The worst that could happen using moans wrong.

Could say "Oh god you good". Instant turn off for a grammar nazi!

therealafroninga 10

Or, she could say, "Oh god your good," instead of "Oh god *you're good."

Wizardo 33

Just listen to music over it, no biggie.