By BlueB - 06/07/2013 15:42 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 775
You deserved it 20 862

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watch porn in a language you don't know

Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.

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watch porn in a language you don't know

Don't read the comments OP.

Don't restate something someone else has already said OP.

Get off porn maybe do something else

What else is there on the internet besides FML and porn?!

#32, Don't forget about those silly cat videos!

I think that in itself would be a turn off.

#32 -- I was going to thumb your comment up, but you're at 69...

Foreign language...exotic stuff you might find ;)

Anime, here I cum! (pun intended)

#34 Sims has an option of watching two hours of cat videos on the internet. lol

Well they're a Nazi - watch it in German..

Just get up and walk away.

Well that would completely ruin the situation...

I was gonna go with stop being a grammar fag

You should learn to mind your own diction.

That was pretty brilliant. Thank you.

Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.

You mean people actually listen to what's being said in a porno?

Focus on the shitty music.

#4 but then you can't hear the moans. :(

*grammar #4, please.

You're the worst kind of person and you should feel bad

Watch one of the schoolgirl ones. I bet those are grammatically correct, it is a real school right?

Well, if she gets it wrong, she's sure to be "punished."

Dean, you are confusing real life with porn again.

Life is going to be very difficult for you.

Challenging, to be sure. He can always go to the library and find literate chicks to bang.

That be a very hard situation.

Nah it's not that hard anymore xD

Do you have the same problem if a girl says grammatically incorrect phrases during sex?

Something tells me OP hasn't quite got there yet.

You don't say full sentences during sex. The worst that could happen using moans wrong.

Could say "Oh god you good". Instant turn off for a grammar nazi!

Or, she could say, "Oh god your good," instead of "Oh god *you're good."

Just listen to music over it, no biggie.