By charlotte9338 - Canada
Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML
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  enonymous  |  8

The problem is shes a woman. Us guys are used to doing everything one handed. Open prescription bottles while masturbating is not a rare occurrence in any male house hold.


44- it has nothing to do with being a woman. Woman can do everything a man can do not saying it in bad way; where we can do better or anything; but the fact that girls can do what guys do as equals. I play cod I fix up cars and have fun so don't say it's a woman thing. I've been in ops position and so has my husband things an b difficult Alone with one hand in some cases

  humorizer  |  14

Step 1: Put medicine bottle on table, preferably one with a non-slippery surface. Use a rag if necessary.
Step 2: Press down hard with working hand.
Step 3: Turn while still pressing hard.
Step 4: Congratulations. Physics and friction help you overcome your problem.

  Marcella1016  |  31

Yeah OP isn't very creative. Crook of an elbow, between the knees, even the cheek thing someone mentioned all seem like logical ways to solve the problem. OP probably didn't even try. I guess it doesn't hurt that bad -_-

  bamagrl410  |  31

Hahahahaha. Extreme, but effective.