Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
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Emmamazing 26
Well hopefully she doesn't use the toothpaste instead.
gosh_mate 30
That's pretty gross... Maybe you should ask her to keep those sorts of things separated. Then just brush your teeth a few more times with a new toothbrush!
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Comments (45)
hardcorefan16 22
That's why you read the bottle.
NodakN8V 25
Plot twist: it smells like mint all over the house...
juggalo2 22
I don't know much about yeast infection medication, but is it the sort of thing that would actually directly touch her naughty bits? If it's just the wrong medication then it's no big deal. If there really is contact between the bottle and your sister then that is pretty gross.
doubleofuck 20
It doesn't touch the genital areas. You use a syringe type application where you get the cream and then insert it and then throw away that syringe applicator. At least that's the type of creams that I have seen/used
puppie406 23
So glad I've never accidentally eaten yeast infection cream. I was once tempted to while high, though.
snowboard143 9
"Today, i found out that yeast infection cream and toothpaste tubes look very similar. At least i smell minty fresh now. FML."
Supernatural1234 16
Oh jeese. I could've gone my whole life without reading this FML. Ewwww
revolvearoundme 15
You're supposed to rub it in HER face not yours.
connor_patrick 4
This is the best fml ever?
Cebolamole 13
For a second there, I thought it was the other way around... Yikes.
jm42345 5
soo you tasted your sister sourdough bread cream pretty ******* gross how do you get that mixed up. and your sister better see a vag dr cause thats signs of a dirty vag. she must let her boyfriend go from her ass right to vag no filter style