Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
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Emmamazing 26
Well hopefully she doesn't use the toothpaste instead.
gosh_mate 30
That's pretty gross... Maybe you should ask her to keep those sorts of things separated. Then just brush your teeth a few more times with a new toothbrush!
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Comments (45)
Emmaray 16
Good lord I think I need to go throw up for a while now. I'd imagine that brushing your teeth will probably be slightly stressful for a bit.
writerchic85 26
I bet she got the infection from shoving her phone in there.
Talonshere 14
Different FML's, not too funny. :S
writerchic85 26
I find myself funny so there
worldclassrager 41
That's enough internet for today
BadKitty13 28
EWWWWWW that's just gross
Morning_fml 22
This is the most horrifying thing I've read this Morning.
dVwarfare 15
Try joining the skeleton war, keep your mind of things
Tannasgh 22
Could have been worse...could have been preparation H or Tinactin...
GrumpyGrinch 23
No yeast infection in your mouth then. Brrr.....
Xion0014 20
Need new contacts? 1800contacts!! Lol xD this reminded me of the guy that used hemmeroid cream to brush.
hannah_cheers 30
I know how you feel, OP. One time, I was so tired and accidentally used my dad's foot fungus cream instead of my toothpaste. It was the nastiest thing ever.