W.T.F.

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Spicy
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 042
You deserved it 596

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Let's hope it wasn't your brother's jizz.

Hope you don’t get pregnant, or an STI!

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ahem.... EWWWWWWWWWW!

Let's hope it wasn't your brother's jizz.

nubs 22

That thought added a whole new level of ewwwwww to this ...

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Show it anyway

It’s totally not the pubic hair’s fault. And also, humans have pubic hair for a reason. We didn’t just grow hair there just for fun.

What's the reason for you not getting a terrible joke

And what would that reason be?

ThatGuy9679 13

why don't you take a seat over there?

Oh shit Chris Hanson! 😂

all those people who can't take a joke <.<

Hope you don’t get pregnant, or an STI!

I have an STi too, except mine is all wheel drive and has 305hp 😂

Since op said that it was “crusty” I don’t think that she can get pregnant off of dry semen, but I still would suggest going to get tested for STI.

Nikki K 10

this has all sorts of "amateur porn" written on it .

nubs 22

How so? 👀

What’s pubic hair?

You'll experience it in a few years

You're too young for this app.

You’ll find out. And you’ll grow to hate it

Geez I didn’t know everyone was gonna take this seriously

theres a lot of soft skinned libtards on here that let jokes fly right over their heads 😂

Did you enjoy bathing in bleach after that experience?

blightsight 10

Too bad you can't create your own spunk, girly

PenguinPal3017 19

Calm down, it's just a prank, bro!

I don’t think there has ever been a better time for someone to get a bikini wax