FML : W.T.F.

W.T.F.

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 September 2018 06:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7672735 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 15:45

Let's hope it wasn't your brother's jizz.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7693730 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:11

Hope you don’t get pregnant, or an STI!

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By interesting33 | 36

#7672492 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 3:37

ahem.... EWWWWWWWWWW!

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7672735 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 15:45

Let's hope it wasn't your brother's jizz.

nubs | 22

#7693761 - Saturday 15 September 2018 8:24

That thought added a whole new level of ewwwwww to this ...

By real life problems | 26

#7693729 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

raven_of_azarath | 28

#7693744 - Saturday 15 September 2018 7:17

It’s totally not the pubic hair’s fault. And also, humans have pubic hair for a reason. We didn’t just grow hair there just for fun.

saberjpg | 4

#7693882 - Saturday 15 September 2018 15:37

And what would that reason be?

ThatGuy9679 | 13

#7694093 - Sunday 16 September 2018 2:19

why don't you take a seat over there?

Xavia91 | 4

#7707930 - Friday 12 October 2018 22:16

all those people who can't take a joke <.<

By RichardPencil | 27

#7693730 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:11

Hope you don’t get pregnant, or an STI!

real life problems | 26

#7693731 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:14

I have an STi too, except mine is all wheel drive and has 305hp 😂

Marta Perlicka | 13

#7693774 - Saturday 15 September 2018 8:57

Since op said that it was “crusty” I don’t think that she can get pregnant off of dry semen, but I still would suggest going to get tested for STI.

By Nikki K | 10

#7693732 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:14

this has all sorts of "amateur porn" written on it .

nubs | 22

#7693766 - Saturday 15 September 2018 8:36

How so? 👀

By pinksox | 9

#7693733 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:20

What’s pubic hair?

real life problems | 26

#7693735 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:27

You'll experience it in a few years

NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7693736 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:51

You're too young for this app.

emh86 | 14

#7693741 - Saturday 15 September 2018 7:12

You’ll find out. And you’ll grow to hate it

pinksox | 9

#7693742 - Saturday 15 September 2018 7:12

Geez I didn’t know everyone was gonna take this seriously

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7693737 - Saturday 15 September 2018 6:53

Did you enjoy bathing in bleach after that experience?

By blightsight | 10

#7693745 - Saturday 15 September 2018 7:27

Too bad you can't create your own spunk, girly

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7693768 - Saturday 15 September 2018 8:39

Calm down, it's just a prank, bro!

By poururheartout | 16

#7693822 - Saturday 15 September 2018 11:56

I don’t think there has ever been a better time for someone to get a bikini wax

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