By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
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emily689 25
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I'm guessing you blew him away.

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Bradley_Dillon 39
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I'm jealous. :o I've never accomplished something like that.

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Bradley_Dillon 39
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I'm jealous. :o I've never accomplished something like that.

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MortenM 17
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Yea. One word sums it up: Nice

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kenyalovesarah 11
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Hahaha too funny! it might have been awkward then op, but you'll laugh about it later on. and I'm sorry for laughing at your at expense but this made me giggle.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Achievement unlocked! - Flatulence Alarm.

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marulicko 19
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When you achieve something as spectacular as this, it is a sin not to put it on your résumé.

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Sandman366 6
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Yeah, weirdly, pretty dang impressive...

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davidislost 11
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It's ASStounding, actually.

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davidpwnage 1
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what a super hero

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emily689 25
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I'm guessing you blew him away.

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swaggalikethat 22
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I'm sure he woke up GASping for air too.

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crymore007 11
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"Attention passengers, please fasten your seatbelts and remain seated. We seem to be experiencing some flatulence." No? Sorry

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seriouslypony 9
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Sounds like a load of hot air.

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XxKingQuacksxX 9
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That is bad and you should feel bad.

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boating_guy 33
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All you needed was a match and OP you could have been a walking, talking bomb threat! That's two reasons I don't want to sit next to you!!

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sarah6786 14
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F the person next to you's life for being seated next to fartsy.

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SoapTurtle 7

what a smelly situation amirite

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mario2012 18
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*puts gun in mouth*

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annie_nk 22
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Your mouth or #6's mouth?

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Turrence 9
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Real original pal.

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mario2012 18
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Did the oxygen masks deploy?

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Pleonasm 35
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The person beside them shot straight into the brace position, and took took the sick bag while they were at it.

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perdix 29

Please return your anus to the upright and locked position.

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eddeeezzyy 19
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This is eddies friend Jasmine. That's an awkward comment. Haha!

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ComoEsJuan 24
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Jasmine, please return to your reality. We here at FML enjoy our own simplistic, sometimes humdrum existence. Thank you for your visit to FML Airlines, return again never. Have the day you have.

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DeviOomaki 9
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And you couldn't even open a window

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mallu86 9
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No. It was too cold outside.

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ThatNinjaBoy 9
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Thats actually pretty impressive. Gross but impressive.

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