Nothing's like celebrating Christmas by watching your parents' self-made porno.

That wasn't just any sex tape, OP. It was the tape of your conception. Family memories are great aren't they?

Halloween came early for you.

merry Christmas

The idea was good, but I would never in my life just go into my parents room and collect their tapes.

Exactly. Should have asked to borrow the tapes in order to watch them and then OP would only have gotten the right ones. Hopefully. :)

And to whom are you giving that as a Christmas gift? The Internet, perhaps?

When snooping in someone's house without their permission (regardless of good or bad intentions), you cannot get mad at what you find.

Ross? Monica? Is that you?

convert that too!