Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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exotica_fml 6
That's never a good idea!
bargarlm 2
You couldn't take him on a date or buy him something nice or something?? A tattoo? WHY
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Comments (173)
FallenStar06 5
YDI Never get a name tattooed on you unless it's blood family or someone who died that you're close to. Especially if you've been fighting a lot.
cherryllollo 7
Hopefully you guys have a son who's a junior. That way when (I mean IF) you divorce, you can say you got it for your son :p
kimg0885 23
Someone already beat me to the bad luck thing. Remember when Angelina Jolie tattooed Billy Bob on her arm? That worked out well. My husband thought getting each others names would be a good idea. I said no and suggested we get similar tattoos. We both got similar hearts that way they have a meaning but on the off chance it doesn't work at least I won't have to find a guy with the same name. I hope your husband has a common name op.
agtxero 2
Besides totally jinxing the relationship with that tattoo, the thought that you actually did that is scary. Like, stalker scary
LaChula 0
Soo what are u gunna go with a tatto of his name if u get divorced ?
missalkali 8
I don't know, but you should be going back to third grade to learn spelling and grammar.
geod69 8
Time for a new roommate already
twiztedone 19
What's the quickest way to ruin a relationship besides cheating? I'll take getting someone's name tattooed for a million Alex!!
spaboolly 26
That does not show that you care. That shows that you're an absolute idiot with severe communication issues.
Enslaved 38
Of course he hates it. Now he's going to feel obligated to stay with you. If he leaves you, he'll be know as the asshole husband that left his wife after she permanently marked herself with his name. It's crazy how you would think this tattoo would solve/help your marital problems.
apinon246 3
Who goes and gets a tattoo when they fight with their spouses?