Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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exotica_fml 6
That's never a good idea!
bargarlm 2
You couldn't take him on a date or buy him something nice or something?? A tattoo? WHY
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Comments (173)
trqskq 14
So, you and your husband have been fighting a lot lately and you thought permanently inking your skin with his name was the right way to go about it?! Oh dear.
twisted_cherub 14
Seriously. That's like thinking a baby will fix the relationship, or moving to a new town. The underlying problems a couple has won't go away with a quick fix. Besides, OP, I wouldn't even get someone's name tattooed on me when things are going well. Why would you do it when things are going bad?
simonsaysYDI 8
urmomrocks 5
stupidest thing you could do, I mean. c'mon.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Um.... Wow. I don't even know people in real life who are dumb enough to do that. I thought this kind of thing only happened in fairy tales...
Mandybruin 15
Or trashy reality tvland.
PlaySpades 21
15- What fairytales have you been reading...?
evilplatypus 39
32 - Tramp Stamperella.
LissaMccracken 23
Haha! This comment made me laugh. that's how stupid it is.
BunnyRose 11
Is the make up sex good?
renjisgirl12 22
You should never do that. EVER!
shizzlemonkeys 5
isn't is clear that she already has?
sugarlover1998 7
why would you think that getting your husband's name permanently written into your skin would solve any of your marital problems? YDI, OP.
littlebluepill 1
Wow. That is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. If my husband did that after we'd been fighting, I'd end up more pissed at him because of the waste of money. YDI
KM96 24
Um ... Wouldn't a romantic dinner or something be more special ?
one11oh 2
Hey, look at the bright side.. you could always add "**** you" at the top of his name.
vbmg152 19
YDI, that was a dumb move!