FML : Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous / Sunday 16 January 2011 10:48 / Canada

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By kwintalamillah | 6

#1974070 - Sunday 16 January 2011 07:22

this has ydi written all over it

By DocBastard | 38

#1974201 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:14

"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."

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By kwintalamillah | 6

#1974070 - Sunday 16 January 2011 07:22

this has ydi written all over it

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1974224 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:19

Haha nice one, #1. Inkredible. op, tattoo "sucks" right after it(:

jdawgg92 | 1

#1974231 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:21

OP, you're an idiot. YDI

Americantroop98 | 0

#1974240 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:27

talk about a dumbass. ydi dipshit.

lareske | 0

#1974244 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:28

Fail, you never tatoo a chicks name ever. The only tattoo that includes a name should be of your kids as that will never change and they are your blood. YDI.

DjeePee | 24

#1974477 - Sunday 16 January 2011 10:11

Pshh, psychopatic murderers have parents too. I would suggest to simply don't tattoo names on yourself.

GTmustang07 | 0

#1974479 - Sunday 16 January 2011 10:11

Your best option now is to keep it and when your next girlfriend asks what it is, you reply "My 'hit list.' My last girlfriend screwed me over so she's the first to go." Whenever y'all get in to a fight, just point to the tattoo.

GTmustang07 | 0

#1974481 - Sunday 16 January 2011 10:11

vivienmleigh | 0

#1975218 - Monday 17 January 2011 03:27

Clever^

By ImNotAnAngel | 0

#1974090 - Sunday 16 January 2011 07:30

Sounds too good to be true.. But if it really happened, YDI

lexy216 | 0

#1975453 - Monday 17 January 2011 05:26

don't u know that's the curse, tattoo ur b/f or g/f & soon you'll break up, only few people have not had this happen to them

therealdavid | 0

#1976425 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:06

Too common of a story...

Iskaria | 0

#1976636 - Monday 17 January 2011 12:26

Yea you would think people would learn from the mistakes of others, apparently not >.< The closest to a name I'd get (and already have) is my minor case zeta on my wrist, but my name begins with Z and is a greek word, so if anything it's just a little narcissistic - but hey I know I won't change my name! An old friend from school got her fiancé's name on her hip, they broke up a year later lol... almost to the day *dramatic music*

dre_bro11 | 12

#1977382 - Monday 17 January 2011 12:55

agree

emerica34 | 0

#1981461 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:51

ok this fml sounds super fake to be honest I mean what are the odds of this really happening plus that's why you always make sure this is the girl you want to be with forever and make sure she feels the same way!

Dibman | 3

#1982218 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 02:55

#110 you beat me to it lol! Was gonna say didnt you know it was bad luck to have a partners name tattooed lol!

By rowbot4 | 0

#1974141 - Sunday 16 January 2011 07:59

have fun crying for the next few days!

lovepinkandzombi | 0

#1975603 - Monday 17 January 2011 07:03

heehee

coNsperAZI | 4

#1975715 - Monday 17 January 2011 09:07

when will people learn DO NOT get a girls name tatted on urself lol u deserve it bro a tat needs meaning

By deideimuffins | 0

#1974154 - Sunday 16 January 2011 07:59

your fault for getting a tattoo of your gf's name...well ex gf now. you should never do that

neckbeard | 0

#1978992 - Monday 17 January 2011 08:33

agreed

xixifwadi | 0

#3308198 - Sunday 18 September 2011 09:33

If you get anyones name tattooed on your person. They better be dead. It's the only way not to look like a dumb ass.

K410 | 18

#5647160 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 07:44

He should change the tattoo to YDI :p

By nathan5 | 0

#1974164 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:05

I know a guy who had his girlfriend name 'grace' tattooed on his back, eventually they broke up so he got the tattoo artist to tattoo 'dis' in front of the name... YDI OP

mazesm | 11

#1974404 - Sunday 16 January 2011 09:31

Haha I'd so do that...

indecisiveROBOT | 4

#5809432 - Monday 30 December 2014 01:08

lmao, sure to him that's witty but to everyone else it's like he's labeling himself a disgrace , EPIC fail

By ltsmark | 0

#1974179 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:10

Should finish the tat and have BitchAssSlut in paranthesis next to it =))

LightningLadyy | 0

#1974250 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:32

Hahaha, good idea :)

By Residence_fml | 4

#1974181 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:22

Well at least he could try to make something out of it if he was only halfway through. Totally deserved it~

By Asario | 0

#1974187 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:12

If her name was Sadie, youd be left with 'Sad' on your arm. YDI.

Immersion | 0

#1974302 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:50

yeahhhh no

kile88 | 2

#1975148 - Monday 17 January 2011 02:44

no if get deleted the s and the a it would be "die"

KyRidHEART | 0

#1975503 - Monday 17 January 2011 05:40

liking that(:

Asario | 0

#1975524 - Monday 17 January 2011 05:47

yeak kile. but i dont think a tattoo artist spells names backwards. eidas....

coNsperAZI | 4

#1975722 - Monday 17 January 2011 09:09

# 30 crumbed u

By Grand_Cookie | 21

#1974192 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:12

Rule #1 for tattoos, NO NAMES OF GFs!!!!!!

anon_e_m00se | 8

#1974369 - Sunday 16 January 2011 09:14

No names of significant-others in general (boyfriends or girlfriends, husbands, etc.). Nor pets, parents, or even kids, really. It's begging the universe to go Murphy on you. The only time you should tattoo a name on yourself is as a posthumous honor to the person/pet/etc. you cared about. Everything else is begging for disaster.

cherry72 | 13

#1975684 - Monday 17 January 2011 08:45

I agree!

By DocBastard | 38

#1974201 - Sunday 16 January 2011 08:14

"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."