Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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exotica_fml 6
That's never a good idea!
bargarlm 2
You couldn't take him on a date or buy him something nice or something?? A tattoo? WHY
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Comments (173)
_wraith 15
You. *******. Idiot. That is all.
Boob_fml 6
And in a few months you can tattoo the marriage date above his name and the divorce date below it. Isn't that cute...
Sandman366 6
PLEASE tell me you didn't get a permanent one. Could've tried suggesting to see what he thinks instead of just getting it.
PlaySpades 21
Next time buy him tickets to go see his favorite sports team instead of permanently scarring yourself with something he probably won't like.
SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3
You dumb shit, that's a ******* stupid idea.
keven501 12
You couldn't just have make up sex or something else? Why a tattoo
honestjane 22
I predict the end of this relationship is nigh. I had a boyfriend that got my name tattooed on hims
honestjane 22
Sorry, comment posted before I was ready. Anyway. He got a tattoo of my name on himself and I thought it was such a stupid thing to do that I broke it off with him shortly after that. Rocky relationships are never fixed with tattooing their name on your skin.
sarbear293 4
Bad bad idea. A simple, romantic date wouldn't suffice?
munchy22 5
I think that's bad luck. I've had many friends plus dumb family members do that and they totally regret it when they split up or divorce.
DMarie2014 5
Well, I would never get a tattoo no matter how long the guy and I have been dating or married. I would for a family member, but not someone who could easily leave you and leave you with a permanent reminder. A date would've been just fine, sorry OP.