Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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exotica_fml 6
That's never a good idea!
bargarlm 2
You couldn't take him on a date or buy him something nice or something?? A tattoo? WHY
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cameronman9 2
A tattoo? Really? Are you that ******* dumb
omgitsshorti 5
Big tattoo rule- never get your spouses name tattooed on you. Your marriage may not be permanent, but the tattoo is.
missalkali 8
this comment makes me want to cry. when did marriage become a disposable thing? I am aware that sometimes there really are legitimate reasons for divorce, like abuse, etc. but really, what happened to "till death do us part" and "for better or for worse…" my parents just had their 30th wedding annaversary. sure they're relationship isn't perfect, but when they fight, they work it out, not divorce! how did marriage become so cheap that people expect it to end before they've even made the vows! everyone is saying that she shouldn't get a tattoo because chances are he's about to divorce her. really? because they're fighting? unless it's unbearably excessive fighting, why should divorce even come to mind? if the marriage really means something special to them, they should be able to work it out with some effort from both sides. for the most part anyway. ok. my little rant is over. this is my opinion which, seeing as its a free country, I'm entitled to. I'm curious about other people's opinions also, but please don't make this one of those threads where everyone attacks each other… I hate those.
happylawyer 16
OP, you never discussed the tattoo idea with your husband? It would have been a good idea. Ah! And Never get a tattoo with someone's name or face on it, unless thet are your kids'. But again, you might have learned your lesson already.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
That's the biggest mistake you could do for a tattoo. What if you guys got a divorce? You'll be stuck with his name forever.
doglover100 29
You never get a spouse, boyfriend, fiance's name tattooed on you. The only names should be someone related to you that you care about like your mom or grandparents, kids, or if someone died.
zombiekitten87 12
That's kind of odd...
ktc24 3
Why would you get a tattoo?! You never get anyone's name branded onto your skin. Worst idea ever!
AtomicRebirth 11
First rule of tattoos: NEVER get someone's name as a tattoo.
bryan788 29
Great idea did you add some skulls and cross bones? If that does not work try getting knocked up that will solve the problem for sure. YDI
damnu 3
And you didn't even try make-up sex ? Sometimes, my gf and/or I pull a fight, just for make-up sex...