Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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exotica_fml 6
That's never a good idea!
bargarlm 2
You couldn't take him on a date or buy him something nice or something?? A tattoo? WHY
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Comments (173)
Minnie73 2
He's cheating. Check on him...
RockstarRN 10
Really? We fight SO much, I think I'll get a permanent reminder of him! That way when we get divorced, I will always have his name to look at...and so will boyfriend!
vero559 7
Wow. I hope u learned ur lesson. Never ever get someone's name tattoo on u
n3rd4lifee 0
Your not satisfying him enough i guess ;D sex always brings the relationship closer
missadoodikins 9
You're a ******* moron. Never get anyone's name tattooed on you. Especially not to resolve a fight. Next time try tickets to a concert or a bj.
wubbazugg 5
I know I'm not the first to say it, but never... NEVER get someone else's name on your body... Unless its your parents or kids IMO.
adamgrainsofsand 1
Shoulda just sucked his dick.
julianhyde 5
Tattoos are great... On people smart enough NOT to get something stupid and impulsive like anything signifying your already failing marriage. YDI
Darkme 1
lol you never do that, because now if he divorces you that tattoo might never be able to be taken off
Alastrina_fml 20
Stupid move. There's a folk tale in the tattoo industry that you never EVER tattoo your significant other's name on you because it's a guarantee that they will leave you. The only names you should ever get tattooed on yourself should be reserved for either parents or children. That money could be better spent on marital counseling. YDI