FML : Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had...

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Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon / Sunday 8 March 2009 08:47 / United States

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By ohdamn_fml | 2

#21359 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:19

This is why you never tattoo a name on yourself. Try something symbolic, that way if this happens, it's just a tattoo and doesn't have to mean anything anymore

By cheesey1 | 0

#21362 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:21

That's the reason why the only names you tattoo on yourself are your kids and dead family members

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By ohdamn_fml | 2

#21359 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:19

This is why you never tattoo a name on yourself. Try something symbolic, that way if this happens, it's just a tattoo and doesn't have to mean anything anymore

greendaygirl999 | 5

#967506 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 23:03

I agree #1

vollyball921 | 0

#981203 - Sunday 18 April 2010 5:34

i wanna peace sign tattoo!!!! (-<)PeAcE(>-)

mystrey | 0

#2256242 - Monday 28 March 2011 18:51

God what the hell everyone knows that!!

DeadxManxWalking | 27

#2742392 - Thursday 23 June 2011 15:25

tribal FTW

By shady_angel | 0

#21360 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:20

ahh that sucks, but doesnt everyone know u dont get a guy/girls name tattoed on to you unless you married, or you can see into the future n know you are always gonna be together??

By GeriSomething | 0

#21361 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:21

ouch

By cheesey1 | 0

#21362 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:21

That's the reason why the only names you tattoo on yourself are your kids and dead family members

By orangeninja | 0

#21369 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:23

are u getting it removed?

By jujuburd | 0

#21374 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:25

didn't angelina, Pamela Lee & Johnny Depp teach you anything?

By nomadxx7 | 0

#21378 - Sunday 8 March 2009 16:27

Golden Rule of Tattoos:

Never get a name of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife on yourself. When the ink has dried they dump you. Honestly this has happened a lot to my friends and I don't know why it happens or is more anecdotal than anything but it has refrained me from getting my gf name since I'm pretty sure that as soon as I do I'll be getting the same talk. Silly superstition I know but just seems how it works out with tattoos.

Agree with everyone about getting some sort of tribal or something more of a design than a name. You want to do it for yourself and just in case the one you love dumps you.