honestjane

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About Honestjane
I'm a police officer with 12 years of experience. I work 12 hour shifts that rotate day and night shift. My police department has some of the lowest paid officers in the region. On my days off I work extra duty jobs to make ends meet. I'm a single income household and have 2 kids that I work hard to support. I also just realized that if I commit a felony crime and go to prison I would get to see my kids more as a criminal than I do as a law enforcement officer.
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Mobility

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

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  • The Mixer

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    22%

  • The return of the thumb

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    53%

  • 50 favorites

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    34%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Uhh no. You don't know the full story so don't jump to conclusions. I live in a tiny mountain town, and the guy I gave my number to I had seen many times before. The guy that I was actually texting, however is someone random that I didn't know and didn't give my number to. I did, however, have fun once I got past the initial shock. It has NOTHING to do with looks. If you make me laugh and are an intelligent gentleman, then I like you.

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