honestjane
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I'm a police officer with 12 years of experience. I work 12 hour shifts that rotate day and night shift. My police department has some of the lowest paid officers in the region. On my days off I work extra duty jobs to make ends meet. I'm a single income household and have 2 kids that I work hard to support. I also just realized that if I commit a felony crime and go to prison I would get to see my kids more as a criminal than I do as a law enforcement officer.
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