Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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By Pinkie - 06/08/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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MandazInTC 32

Tuesday 21 July 2020 17:11

Her behavior is unacceptable. She wants to lock herself in her room, fine. Bathroom is off limits though. The way she's behaving, she probably doesn't need a boyfriend.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 22 July 2020 0:03

You should have told her either open the damn door or you'll pee on her bed and she'll need to change the sheets.

Comments

MandazInTC 32

Tuesday 21 July 2020 17:11

Her behavior is unacceptable. She wants to lock herself in her room, fine. Bathroom is off limits though. The way she's behaving, she probably doesn't need a boyfriend.

Jaymail 18

Tuesday 21 July 2020 17:32

Have you ever heard of a Chamber Pot? How old is your Daughter? If she’s 18 or older then it’s time for her to move on. If she won’t let you into the Bathroom after you told her you needed to go (I’m assuming you did) then you’re under NO legal obligation to allow her to keep living there. She has problems that would make it hard for her to move out? TO BAD! Don’t we all? You’re NOT going to live forever!

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 July 2020 20:39

You sound cheery. I hope you're not this much of a dick around whoever you live with, because I get the feeling they'd punch you in the face. If you live alone, that I can believe.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 July 2020 17:54

I don't suppose anyone was hungry for dinner after that.

diraven 15

Tuesday 21 July 2020 19:00

Should've told them you were just drunk again

CRC_101 31

Tuesday 21 July 2020 20:52

Anyone who is old enough to have a boyfriend is far too old to be throwing a tantrum that prevents others from carrying out basic human rights. She needs some serious consequences. I doubt she's 18, but if she is, I actually agree that you should kick her out. If she can't show basic respect for her roommates, she shouldn't live there.

spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 21 July 2020 22:19

pick the lock!

pjsr 32

Tuesday 21 July 2020 22:40

I hope you let them take a turn.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 22 July 2020 0:03

You should have told her either open the damn door or you'll pee on her bed and she'll need to change the sheets.

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 22 July 2020 0:42

Were there no other containers in your house - cup, mop bucket, wastebasket trash can, empty bottle - NOTHING you could have taken to your room and used? I agree, OP, your life sucks, because you live in an empty house. On the bright side, you probably won’t have to worry about your in-laws visiting for awhile...