I dont think you go to rehab for that...

I dont think they treat chronic bitch syndrome

CBS is a growing concern in modern society, she may need to consult with a specialist.

psh, if my mom grounded me for that I'd just say "I got you air to keep breathing. -_-" and take her real present back.

Wow. Your son really is the son of a bitch.

I didnt no my mom had a fml... I hate you mom if you read this... It was a necklace

They treat for mad cow disease so we're fine.

*know

can you say thundercunt

Typical of a prostie....

Yes, admitting you're a bitch is the first step. Apologizing is the second. Learning how to parent correctly is the third (there are plenty of books in the library to teach you) O, and if OPs son is reading - take back her necklace and get her a parenting book.

117 *Know

117, when you say "it was a necklace", does that mean you (rightfully) returned the necklace back to the store? Please tell me you did. Your mom is a bigger bitch than Kyle's mom, and shes a big fat bitch.

241- i never gave it to her because she grounded me. I still have it and dont have plans on giving it to her until she eats poop from the toilet and apoligizes

241- South Park? :D

#99 - Badum tiss

I hope op's birthday gets skipped on the calendar this year. You don't deserve presents

OP sounds like my mom :D and yeah poor kid unground the kid!

Mom you obviously dont get the point of grounding, I still have my phone. And since when did you get an FML you can barely operate a microwave

125) not sure if you're making a joke or serious...

I'm being dead serious, why would I joke about something like this

125 - I thought jajafan was the kid? Wtf?! Whos the real son?

250-probably no one. People just like attention.

IMPOSTER!

I was just about to write something similar to your comment. It's better to know that now than deny it and continue being a bitch. Apologize to your son and go for a drive with him or something to show you really are sorry. That's what I would do.

Yeah I would hate to have op as a mother ( no offense)

"heaps"? WTF? :-)

How so?

To get her birthday gift!!

Then wouldn't she be eager rather than anxious?

215- Anxious can also mean excited.

Surprises ARE the best! Unless it's... Surprise buttsex...

Or being punched in the balls as a wake-up call.

AIDS... AIDS isn't a good surprise.

or that unwanted positive on a pregnancy test! those are always great...

41 - Or when you sneak up and terrorize the many innocent commenters of FML. :P

We know

******* bitch

No shit?

Hi.

107- i like how you got more thumbs up than the ones before you

It's definitely the picture.

And buy him an Xbox 360?

Na a ps3

No, an Xbox 360.

no no buy an etch a sketch.

Yay flockz!!!!!

Screw that! Nothing beats a NES! (I'm not even being sarcastic!)

Every kid wants cookies and cake for dinner for one week. Plain as that.

Cookies and cakes for dinner along with a $5000 gaming computer rig should do It, I hope.

Hahaha the original iPad:)

Can you calm my ****?

39- Moobs*

I know I've commented on one of your comments but really, I'd tap that.

My **** are very angry. They've been slapping folks all day. :D

In that case, you're a son of a bitch.

I was about to say sounds like my mom I feel your pain

I suddenly deeply appreciate my pot smoking, car lending, bf sneaking, bloody awesome mum - if only she didn't bug me so much >.<

Wow, what a poor mom #249

Thts the saddest part, you're so much of a bitch that you notice how much of a bitch you are.... Tragic