Miscellaneous: The blame game - FML

The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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Sorry dad

By janess - 09/03/2021 11:00

Today, I forgot my father’s birthday. My father means the world to me, I just have a shit memory. FML

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This guy grudges

By PocketTrash - 20/03/2020 21:00

Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 22:30 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML

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Lovely parents

By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they remembered, my dad's reaction was "Oh! Really?" My mom's was "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

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By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

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mld4657 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:29

Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!

InfestedCarOwner 15

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:35

Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?

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mld4657 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:29

Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!

crudeandrudeguy 29

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:37

As far as you know...

mld4657 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:47

O.o good point sir buttttt im not an asshole I wouldn't forget

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 13 January 2016 2:06

But #1 is a lady, so they would have had to be to be OP's mother? O.o

XxDanno316xX 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 3:09

14, I feel like you missed the joke mate :)

mld4657 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 3:32

hmm I dont remember having children. well im a crappy parent then

jms1555 15

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:29

That's just shitty..

jms1555 15

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:30

And happy Birthday by the way!

Moskaaa7 26

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:33

A vicious cycle of people being mad at each other!

UncleCaitlyn 21

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:33

To get him back put a fake spider on his phone

InfestedCarOwner 15

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:35

Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?

ananicosia 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 3:58

A bleached asshole

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 13 January 2016 4:44

hahahaha

Scarylizard1798 23

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:36

Ah parents

nzhx 23

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:36

Happy birthday, OP! I'm sorry it seems to not have gone as nicely as you'd hoped, but I'm sure despite his pride, your father is wishing you a happy one as well

Tejanoswhy 19

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:39

Your dad is an asshat but happy birthday

rissamarie 24

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:56

Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday OP!

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Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

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