By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia
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Did he also try to make you apologise for being born?!
Why would you even need to lie about your birthday??
Umm, free stuff, being noticed for a change (likely in OP's situation), free stuff.
OP probably can't do that.
I don't get things on my birthday ?
Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.
As talented as Shakira, I'd say
So no free cake?
Well we see who's the favorite haha
Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.
Father of the year award goes to..... Not your dad. Sorry OP, happy birthday!
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Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.
Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.