By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 643
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Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

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Did he also try to make you apologise for being born?!

Why would you even need to lie about your birthday??

Umm, free stuff, being noticed for a change (likely in OP's situation), free stuff.

Iwannarock1 19

Sounds like it's time to move out.

OP probably can't do that.

I don't get things on my birthday ?

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

tayfray7 10

One must be very talented to remember to forget something. O_O

As talented as Shakira, I'd say

MasterTron 24

Sounds like someone's going senile

So no free cake?

anniemeece 23

Happy birthday!

brendejafulable 41

maybe a prank.

Well we see who's the favorite haha

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

Father of the year award goes to..... Not your dad. Sorry OP, happy birthday!