FML : Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mydadforgetsme / Wednesday 4 November 2015 17:26 / United States - Philadelphia

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By cutycat136 | 28

#6453773 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:35

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

By arano | 29

#6453754 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:29

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

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By juicy_extasy | 25

#6453751 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:29

Did he also try to make you apologise for being born?!

By kyrisonfusion | 22

#6453753 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:29

Why would you even need to lie about your birthday??

Mauskau | 35

#6453789 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:50

Umm, free stuff, being noticed for a change (likely in OP's situation), free stuff.

Iwannarock1 | 19

#6453983 - Thursday 5 November 2015 8:07

Sounds like it's time to move out.

Annelmeye | 13

#6454120 - Thursday 5 November 2015 12:20

OP probably can't do that.

Um_bye | 21

#6454737 - Friday 6 November 2015 2:53

I don't get things on my birthday ?

By arano | 29

#6453754 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:29

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

tayfray7 | 10

#6453903 - Thursday 5 November 2015 4:59

One must be very talented to remember to forget something. O_O

Shadowpartner | 11

#6454618 - Friday 6 November 2015 0:11

As talented as Shakira, I'd say

By MasterTron | 24

#6453756 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

Sounds like someone's going senile

By brenton490 | 19

#6453762 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

So no free cake?

By anniemeece | 21

#6453766 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:31

Happy birthday!

By brendejafulable | 40

#6453771 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:34

maybe a prank.

By unanimousangel | 9

#6453772 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:35

Well we see who's the favorite haha

By cutycat136 | 28

#6453773 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:35

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

By bbackensto | 17

#6453774 - Thursday 5 November 2015 1:36

Father of the year award goes to.....

Not your dad.
Sorry OP, happy birthday!

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