Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my mother snapped and took her frustrations out on me. Whenever she has a problem with other family members, it falls on me because she can't show them her true face to them. And she wonders why I hide away all the time… FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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poopface82 25
I was married to someone like that for 15 years - if I was in a bad mood over something that wasn’t her concern and wanted to be left alone, she badgered me until I spilled and then yelled at me about it.
arimylove1 8
Don't disrespect or push your parents, even when grumpy and in a bad mood. ESPECIALLY when you're grumpy and in a bad mood. They have likely sacrificed for you in ways you will never know or understand. We've forgotten unwavering respect for parents who are decent to us.
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poopface82 25
I was married to someone like that for 15 years - if I was in a bad mood over something that wasn’t her concern and wanted to be left alone, she badgered me until I spilled and then yelled at me about it.
arimylove1 8
Don't disrespect or push your parents, even when grumpy and in a bad mood. ESPECIALLY when you're grumpy and in a bad mood. They have likely sacrificed for you in ways you will never know or understand. We've forgotten unwavering respect for parents who are decent to us.