Miscellaneous: Whose are these?

Whose are these?

By Whyme? - 28/04/2016 02:39 - United States - Hackensack

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

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You deserved it 1 736

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 920

You deserved it 7 191

By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 290

You deserved it 7 003

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 466

You deserved it 3 277

Arnold Layne

By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 668

You deserved it 76

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 816

You deserved it 2 639

Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 052

You deserved it 135

By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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You deserved it 2 601

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 559

You deserved it 30 422

By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 899

You deserved it 8 205

Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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You deserved it 197

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

You could always get a nanny cam? That way you know for sure before firing the babysitter or getting into a huge fight with your husband

Zatert 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:21

They start off younger and younger...

Comments

Zatert 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:21

They start off younger and younger...

GamingInTheUSA 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:44

bruh

krazy789 28

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:21

lmfao this is not right

OlRed 28

Friday 5 August 2016 21:32

What was that song called by queen? ...yeah

donuts678 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

Either way, FYL

yes31601 16

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:23

What if it's the husband cheating on you with the babysitter!?

Welshite 39

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:25

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for his meddling kid!

freddygasman 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:58

.........and that dog too.

andrmac 25

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:40

Damn you beat me to it #3

rawrkiller24 16

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:25

Ask the baby Sitter first, then find the home wrecker .

mattyiscool123 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:26

The toy box? That could've seriously backfired

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 29 April 2016 0:34

Giggity!

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

You could always get a nanny cam? That way you know for sure before firing the babysitter or getting into a huge fight with your husband

YourGrammarSucks 12

Monday 2 May 2016 4:51

This is really the best suggestion. No matter who you confront, you know they're both going to be lying through their teeth. Either way, it's a good idea to get it on tape!

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:35

Do they match the body shape of the babysitter? Go from there.

westcody 8

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:39

Why do the 2 need to be exclusive? Maybe he's cheating with the babysitter

Bluepies 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:48

Alternate Theory: Babysitter came on to husband, and when he rebuffed, she left underwear in the toy box to "get" him. Otherwise, how did they wind up there, of all places?