By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 090
You deserved it 7 690
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MAGNAVOX 0

Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?

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Fumo 0

OP, you are a dick. I hope your dog ***** in your bed.

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hosscat74 0

that's why you should of gotten a hamster or a baby koala bear.

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babyjaguar96 0

what the hell is wrong with you? you might as well just commit suicide.

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madarchod 0

shame on you OP, U should be hanged for such atrocious deed

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Thawn 0

35. it's called a Koala! not a 'Koala Bear' !!

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MissErikaHart 0

yea I heard snoop dogg was there

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LeoFML 1

Hahaha, bravo! so funn---Get the **** out of here MissErika.

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tweetbaby14 18

some people just try much too hard... and OP it's just a stupid dog if you really are that mad then make it "run away" or just take it out back and shoot it.

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

stupid dog? maybe they have feelings, you should try getting some.

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surferchick96 0

dude ikr! u totallyyyyy deserved it for not carring about ur own puppy!!!

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xdeadxradiox 0

Wow #72! Feeling trollish today, are we?

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MissErikaHart 0

61, go stand in front of the mirror and take pics like a girl

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christa953 12

ydi for leaving your own dog alone on his/her birthday :(

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bryan4595 0

yea this guy is an ungrateful little bastard shame on you

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josiejealousy 0

poor little puppy :(

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zakkyzebra 11

make it up to it and perform ***********. works every time

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Thawn 0

I ain't trollin mate. I'm an Aussie who takes it seriously.

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hayden555 0

why would u throw ur DOG a birthday party?? I haven't had one in 12 years

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OhMyHolyBalls 0

You sure missed out, OP. That party was wild!

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hosscat74 0

well " mate " it's said both ways. why does it matter anyway?

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marleyvk 0

Well... now the dog wont come to your party! jeez. selfish people these days.

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SeasonedLemur 5

hahaha you should have gone dog birthdays are the best! you get to drink from a bowl eat off the floor and shit in the garden.

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mama2b3 20

wow what a bitch! you dont go to ur own dogs birthday? how kind. ytdi!

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p3rfect_ins4nity 0

YDI for ******* urself from the beginning, shouldn't have gone to all the other bday and u wouldn't be in this situation!

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xXshotsXx 0

Now I hope ur dog ***** all over ur bedroom.

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Brittneyyyy 7

Poor dog, it was his special day and you ruined it. Way to go!

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thatonename 7

That has got to be one of the most beautiful dogs I've ever seen. Sorry, just had to say something.

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