By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 442
You deserved it 2 984

Same thing different taste

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3

Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.


Icejza_DaChilla 7

Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3

I used to be puny too. Just try the stalls. I always did that

Thats just a small problem, its not a big deal.

Marcella1016 31

You should be ok...don't they always say "aim high" in your career?

SW500 13

I feel your pain OP. I'm only 5'2 so you can imagine how it was before I was this height.

So what? Perfect height for going down on someone ;) You don't have to sit. Just trying to be positive here

xoconnie 8
xXxIracebethxXx 14

Exactly how high are the urinals...? Anyway, OP, don't feel too bad about it. Everyone loves a short little guy... Height-wise, of course :D

peachesncreem 21

They make platform shoes for men that look like regular shoes. I know someone who wore them at his wedding because his wife wanted to wear heels. She would have been taller than him if he didn't wear them.

Just pinch the tip, build up the pressure, and arc it in. Maybe a little post drip but nothing you can't wipe away with a paper towel, problem solved!

laurenobrien 4

Short mans disease! Lol it's okay i feel your pain

Transgendered... Mother of God...the Transgendered are everywhere.

The_Troller 14

Transgendered or not, I'd tap that.

Bigboned38 0

She's hot she can whatever she wants

nofearjenshere 12

^ I'm trying to figure out what word you missed in there. "Do"? "Say"? Either way, not true. :b

nofearjenshere 12

The comment I was replying to is not there anymore. So just ignoring my idiotic looking comment.

laurenobrien 4

No I am a girl..but I am 4 foot 11 so I finda feel his pain about being short

laurenobrien 4

93, why do you have new pictures of different girls practically everyday..?

laurenobrien 4

No man I'm 100% real, ya creepy asshole

laurenobrien 4

Yeah thats why you look completely different in your pic today then yesterday

Call her the creepy asshole, but still, you watch her picture everyday...

Use the toilets or get a stepping stool?

IAdminIFlow 0

fml admin why r u deleting my comments. what did i do? i wish to know please.

The_Troller 14

That doesn't sound like a very big problem to me.

He could probably manage to arc the stream into the urinal. In fact, he could use an erection to get that extra height he needs. Creativity will yield results.

A handstand even? It's like some weird shower.. and he's the shower head. Style!

I'm to tall for the stalls in the school bathroom ... People think I'm peeping.

I can see it now, "Dude! Stop creeping on me!" "I'm not, I'm just tall!" "oh, sorry man." "No problem, by the way, nice spider man underoos."

" **** man, I thought you said you weren't creepin'! ******* queer, queer in the whole ******* history of queering, hey go peep at someone else you ******* queerdo." damn I gotta stop this 'the departed' thing

this happens to me a lot, except most guys start having a hissy fit instead of taking it in stride (which is understandable).

Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.

Well there's always a 2nd option for u... Go n use the toilet to do your business..

Aww, I'm sorry. I genuinely feel for you.

allthatandmore 0

That's what I was thinking! Maybe it's because we are girls and that's what we are used to.

I don't think they would normally install those child sized urinals at a place of work.. unless it was a daycare or a primary school