By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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slooby_fml 25

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

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haw008 14

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

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JoshuahColins 19

I guess you were in... *removes sunglasses * A shitty situation YAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ViRepz 28

Don't crap yourself from all that excitement.

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persianninja 23

Did you really do that after what everyone says about the "shitty situation" comments

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puggypark 14

Let me tell ya, its not very pleasent

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Rougeee 6

19: actually, considering he was the first comment, the complaints came later. But it's still a bad pun.

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JoshuahColins 19

I've always wanted to use it. I didn't know people hated it so much actually lol Guess I know now!

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persianninja 23

I am talking about previous FML's

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JoshuahColins 19

Don't read comments much :/

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MidnightMusic53 37

Talk about a shitty day. Sorry, I had to! Perfect opportunity.

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JoshuahColins 19

Exactly! You understand my situation here lol

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pantherpride98 10

They're just haters :P

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pantherpride98 10

They're just haters :P u should Kik me: crystal1198

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challan 19

Josh, on FML only Perdix wears sunglasses.

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Turrence 9

This is worse than the time a racoon got caught in the copy machine.

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sarah6786 14

This comment got you in an even worse shituation than the OP.

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slooby_fml 25

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Even without empathy, you'd think he'd want to avoid putting up with your shit.

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Caitie_kid 8

That's when you plop your poopy undies on his desk and peace out.

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ex_stripper_jk 20

Maybe douche is the wrong word here. We will call him... Buttwipe.

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sematariux 7

Slooby, the boss wasn't the only one "void" of something today....

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haw008 14

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

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effyuuurlifee 7

Why couldn't you save us!!!

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JoshuahColins 19

I've always wanted to use it, cut me some slack

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ViRepz 28

Sorry to shit on your parade.

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ohSNAPyall 26

12 cut OP some slacks. She needs a new pair.

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punkyboy 11

quick get in the delorian you have to go back and save us

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Rougeee 6

You wrote this like it's a common occurrence..?

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jojimugo 20

My thoughts exactly ... Are people ******** themselves at work and am unaware about it?

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Some people are chronically full of shit, like ireply_wlyrics.

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xInwex 12

Maybe it is? I have Crohn's disease, and let me tell yah, shit like this is a common occurrence when you're sick.

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Welshite 39

#33: Calling members out like that exhibits a level of immaturity rarely seen. Watch yourself.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

And that welshite guy too, what a pretentious fucktard.

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lizzi02 13

I have Crohn's Disease as well, and quite a few people with more severe cases do need to brong extra pants with them. And even with a mild case, you don't always get a lot of warning before you have to find a bathroom.

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Ripplez13 9

It easily could be, considering the range of gastrointestinal conditions that can make one lose control of one's bowels.

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tegraturbo2000 15

your boss has a real shitty attitude..sry op

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j_729 18

*incoming shitty situation puns*

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ViRepz 28

You guys are full of crap, shit happens jeez

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SamCat 21

geez #8, you sound a bit angry ;)

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theKevmeister 13

should have sat in his chair a minute

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NiamhMcA 4

Bring spare clothes to work just in case!

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Jjimen1654 9

Ugh but op would still probably feel all nasty and sad. Going home is just the best thing to do in that situation.

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BadApple88 29

Show him your shitty pants

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BrotherPhil 35

That's kind of the point.

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