FML : Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp...

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Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 August 2013 21:34 / United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

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By slooby_fml | 25

#5610728 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

By haw008 | 14

#5610729 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

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By JoshuahColins | 19

#5610723 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:31

I guess you were in... *removes sunglasses * A shitty situation YAAAAAAAAAAAA

ViRepz | 28

#5610766 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:41

Don't crap yourself from all that excitement.

persianninja | 23

#5610777 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:42

Did you really do that after what everyone says about the "shitty situation" comments

puggypark | 14

#5610778 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:42

Let me tell ya, its not very pleasent

Rougeee | 6

#5610789 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:45

19: actually, considering he was the first comment, the complaints came later. But it's still a bad pun.

JoshuahColins | 19

#5610791 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:46

I've always wanted to use it. I didn't know people hated it so much actually lol Guess I know now!

persianninja | 23

#5610795 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:48

I am talking about previous FML's

JoshuahColins | 19

#5610806 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:50

Don't read comments much :/

MidnightMusic53 | 37

#5610872 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:23

Talk about a shitty day. Sorry, I had to! Perfect opportunity.

JoshuahColins | 19

#5610877 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:25

Exactly! You understand my situation here lol

pantherpride98 | 10

#5610907 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:44

They're just haters :P

pantherpride98 | 10

#5610909 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:45

They're just haters :P u should Kik me: crystal1198

challan | 19

#5610976 - Saturday 3 August 2013 7:39

Josh, on FML only Perdix wears sunglasses.

Turrence | 9

#5611129 - Saturday 3 August 2013 11:50

This is worse than the time a racoon got caught in the copy machine.

sarah6786 | 14

#5611369 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:21

This comment got you in an even worse shituation than the OP.

By slooby_fml | 25

#5610728 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5610820 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:58

Even without empathy, you'd think he'd want to avoid putting up with your shit.

Caitie_kid | 8

#5610906 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:43

That's when you plop your poopy undies on his desk and peace out.

ex_stripper_jk | 20

#5611090 - Saturday 3 August 2013 10:24

Maybe douche is the wrong word here. We will call him... Buttwipe.

sematariux | 7

#5611497 - Saturday 3 August 2013 18:39

Slooby, the boss wasn't the only one "void" of something today....

By haw008 | 14

#5610729 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

effyuuurlifee | 7

#5610733 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:33

Why couldn't you save us!!!

JoshuahColins | 19

#5610758 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:39

I've always wanted to use it, cut me some slack

ViRepz | 28

#5610776 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:42

Sorry to shit on your parade.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5610853 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:13

12 cut OP some slacks. She needs a new pair.

JoshuahColins | 19

#5610864 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:17

Ha!!!

punkyboy | 11

#5610871 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:23

quick get in the delorian you have to go back and save us

By Rougeee | 6

#5610732 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:33

You wrote this like it's a common occurrence..?

jojimugo | 19

#5610796 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:48

My thoughts exactly ... Are people shitting themselves at work and am unaware about it?

CoffeeChickBlows | 13

#5610812 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:54

Some people are chronically full of shit, like ireply_wlyrics.

xInwex | 12

#5610813 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:55

Maybe it is? I have Crohn's disease, and let me tell yah, shit like this is a common occurrence when you're sick.

Welshite | 39

#5610816 - Saturday 3 August 2013 5:57

#33: Calling members out like that exhibits a level of immaturity rarely seen. Watch yourself.

CoffeeChickBlows | 13

#5610826 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:01

And that welshite guy too, what a pretentious fucktard.

lizzi02 | 13

#5611245 - Saturday 3 August 2013 14:27

I have Crohn's Disease as well, and quite a few people with more severe cases do need to brong extra pants with them. And even with a mild case, you don't always get a lot of warning before you have to find a bathroom.