littleman
United States
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Skill issue
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Anonymous
Kellyville, Australia
Long drive home
Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML
bob the builder
Ridgeland, United States
Better run
Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML
Anonymous
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
SHAME! SHAME!
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
There's always that one dude
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Anonymous
Engadine, Australia
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Creepedout
Wilson, United States
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Anonymous
Finland
Walk, don't run
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
walnutbladder
United States
Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
Top comments
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3
Cad6 24
Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.
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Comments (144)
LennyComa 39
You could use the stalls or you could install a ladder
pbuentello 1
Are you backing up to them?? Aim higher facing forward
Ray_of_midnight 23
It's just the management, trying to keep everyone on their toes.
Dominato 0
Nothing wrong with a little arch!!
ImSoEffedUp 10
Y don't u just sit in da toilet...? Afraid of heights...? Or u just don't like the feeling of your feet dangling while u sit there....
bmw535i 0
There's always a urinal for kids, are you a midget?
False_Stupidity 42
#95 I just had to thumb you up for that giggle worthy visual imagery.
corleon198425 22
Looks like your puts on sunglasses a tad below the rest
sweetdreams20 0
Aim up
agreedtodisagree 4
Good reason to pee anywhere in the restroom.