By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 593
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Sounds like urine an awkward situation.

Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days

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Well... That's Awkward... Sorry OP.

I assume there were no more urinals available. Desperate times...

Still no. He could've just gone to a stall

Or waited in a queue. Do men queue for urinals?

Yeah but it only takes 45 seconds to wait so I don't know why this guy didn't just wait.

I wasn't really trying to justify this, but I was speculating on his idea of why it was okay.

Even 45 seconds may be too long when you're desperate to go #40 And if there are no stalls or other urinals available, options are very limited.

I'm sure there's always a sink

Or a wall outside, to be honest if someone tries to share a urinal with me I'm going for sexual harassment charges and going for their imprisonment, somethings are just never okay. Obey the personal space rules when it comes to people you do not know.

sink is an option right? to #56 lol

that mightve been the most awkward moment...

Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days

"These days" as if people weren't always total scumbags

would it be ok if the man wasn't obese?

Of course! I always share urinals with non obese men.

Yeah, I'm also wondering why his obesity is valid here.

I'm thinking the mention of the obesity is more just to add to the yuck factor. I mean it'd be gross even if the guy wasn't obese, but let's be honest, it would be slightly less so.

A urinal is not that large, sharing it with the fat guy would not leave you much room. Thus, obesity is relevant.

No. No one does that.

The obesity aspect is definitely relevant. Yes if he wasn't obese it would still be nasty, but urinals are a small space barely big enough for half a foot of space on either side especially if they add dividers between the urinals. I'd punch a guy if they tried to share one with me. With a skinnier guy you might at least be able to get away from the urinal, but with an obese guy you basically be stuck there until they were done. I'm assuming there are dividers just because many places have them now.

I hope he didn't splash you.

It was a trough right? No issue there...

U-R-I-N-A-L

I trough I thought was a form of a urinal...

I've seen those at rest stops and one at a college it's just a long trough along the wall with a few drains along the way.

Maybe this was his way of flirting?

mixing urine on the first date? what a romantic experience...

Sounds like urine an awkward situation.

*groan* lol

Gross man don't moan at the urinal. People might get the wrong idea.

And here I am thinking that picking the one right next to me is awkward...