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Complain to the GC. OSHA rules say they have to have a bathroom every other floor. If they don't do it call OSHA instead of posting on fml...
OP, diapers! They really are good when you have the runs.
23 I imagined a porta john on an i-beam with this.
How is it convenient if y- Oh. Well damn. Guess you have two cases of the runs then.
Touché!
He is being sarcastic :)
93, no shit :)
That way he can have his cack, and eat it, too.
25- Well who knows which way his wrench bends. All I have to say is that I'm glad they're keeping safe and wearing protection.
Make it rain.
Or take tums or vitamins. Those two alone will hold all tummy aches back.
Yikes!
Just save them half the trouble of building a toilet on that floor by making a hole in the floor. Do your business and I'm sure they'll get the message soon
Or, OP could make a massive shaft down from the 12th floor into the 1st floor toilet. He just needs to make sure he doesn't fall in!
Does that sort of rule apply if you're that sick though? The runs are usually associated with contageous illnesses and flus, so I think (or rather, hope) the boss would want the OP to go home in case he/she infects the other workers.
You must be having a shitty day.
Oh here we go with all the crappy puns again...
People are really (sky)-scraping the bottle of the barrel for these puns aren't they :/? They're just building themselves up for embarrassment, and height now I think they're just awful :L
^marvelous, *wipes tear from eye*
That seems like very inconvenient building design. I hope that the floor you're working on will have a bathroom, at least!
You're a ******* idiot. Construction sites only have those nasty portapotties on the ground floor.
46 - Oh I'm sorry, are you all butthurt because I chose to be blunt? Get over it sweetheart.
46- Yes. The stupid should be smitten to hell.
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Go off of the building. I'm sure everyone on the ground would enjoy that.
How is it convenient if y- Oh. Well damn. Guess you have two cases of the runs then.