Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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Top comments
aimee910 11
Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.
BuffaloSabres134 8
Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.
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Comments (137)
klovemachine 24
If you're upset about the acting then you're doing it all wrong :D
smydiwannafthata 5
You never focus on acting. **** rule#34.
KMtheDrummer 6
Rule 34 is an ENTIRELY different thing...
ohSNAPyall 27
Apparently **** has a lot more rules than I expected.
GVirdi 11
Honestly I didnt know there was more than one rule for ****.. "don't get caught watching it" is the only rule I know
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Rule 34 is if something exists, someone, somewhere has made **** of it.
wruch 6
Thats when you make your own!! It can be singles masturbation ****.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
What, jacking off with one hand and holding skull in the other? "To Fap, or not to Fap: that is the question.
laden_swallow09 35
Alas, poor Yourdick! For I knew him well…
lonkite101 14
Facepalm*
perdix 31
You ought to get a girlfriend so you can experience horrible acting live and in person. The on-screen fake ****** can't hold a candle to a real fake ******.
aJaguarinRed 9
Alright I'll go along with the stereotypes. When you find said girlfriend who has fake O's you will see the on-screen long 20 minute sex has nothing on your real short 45 second sex!
downtime 13
Naw, someones a little bitter...and clearly fakes orgasms...something must have hit home a bit hard.
lilysmiles143 0
awww that sucks! go on a dating site, go clubbing, meet people, stop watching ****!
aJaguarinRed 9
And that is when you discovered.... HENTAI!!!
A7X_LoVeee 10
Ew.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Horrible Japanese voice acting doesn't make it sexier. And eew, cartoons.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
No....just no.
Bonzer 2
Cartoons are for T.V. Real people are for ****.
EnzaiFreak 1
Anime is not a cartoon!(sorry it just makes me mad when people call it a cartoon.)
TheDrudgeChild 4
93 - in technical terms, it is a cartoon. Animated art, it doesn't matter the country of origin. Trust me, I used to use the same argument until the Internet killed the anime fandom for me.
laden_swallow09 35
19 - I thumbed you up for the lulz. 69 - You don't watch **** on your TV?
redreynard 14
Actors? Please. All the best pornos are done by candid camera.
LordOfLincoln 6
While you're sat at the lonely computer screen with the tissues in hand you will definitely not meet a nice girl. Get out of the house.
KingCeltic77 18
Hey! Those are totally realistic! When I deliver pizza and the girl doesn't have enough money, she always pays with a blow-job.
Hannie5 3
Make for an interesting delivery ;)
Myo_fml 20
You don't just have to be single to hate that, I think almost everyone does. I don't enjoy it unless both people are having real orgasms.