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By jakeeey / Friday 18 January 2013 01:16 / Canada - Brampton
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By  Schizomaniac  |  24

Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

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By  xblair  |  11

You need to get out more :)

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  Cian_1  |  28

You're down voting this guy, but what he says, is likely true. If Op got out there a bit more, instead if staying at home moping while watching porn, then he might actually get laid. Of course, he might already be doing this, but thus far has just been unlucky; in this case, I wish you the best of luck in your endeavours! :)

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  wlddog  |  14

Not sure if "getting laid" will fix depression. However it is worth finding out. Also, just exercise of some sort will help and sunlight help too.

By  Sal506  |  8

I have not got laid in over two years. Welcome to saudi arabia

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It's probably because of your grammar.

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

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  JennaBeez  |  5

i lovl 2 lyyk rt porn it yummy i luv i t amkae me hapy! :)

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  The_Thinker  |  18

The proper way to phrase that sentence would be "I have not gotten laid," not got. The use of "have" dictates that a past participle is required in that statement, not past tense. However, I'm guessing this guy is a foreign speaker of English, so to have deliberately pointed out this trivial mistake is just pretty asinine. Petty, even.

By  LeafsGuy92  |  10

You sir, watch too much porn. That's the issue! Girlfriends are great for those problems btw!

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  LittlestV  |  28

#61 - It's well known that using porn frequently can hinder sex lives and create a 'fear' (as such) of a real, face-to-face relationship. The way to stop this is to quit porn, like #75 pointed out. I'm not saying this happens with everyone but it's becoming more of a problem.

By  TylerBurden  |  21

Go out and try it then? Nothing will happen if you sit on your ass. Stop complaining if you don't try to meet people. And if you're trying, then think about what you're doing wrong.

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