Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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Top comments
aimee910 11
Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.
BuffaloSabres134 8
Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.
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Comments (137)
HairyPunisher 27
There is amateur **** that doesn't have as much of a story and its more authentic. That said, yeah you should try match.com or something.
DjeePee 25
You're not the only one, OP. Back in the time when the young me looked ****, I remember my mood walking away from me because the screams the actress was giving didn't match with the boredom in her eyes.
br0ccoli 15
You put that so eloquently. "The screams...didn't match with the boredom in her eyes." That's beautifully poetic.
Calyx_fml 22
You're 20. You are still the young you.
Bonzer 2
You looked ****? Or you looked at ****?
TheIchiban 11
Use your "IMAGINATION" instead. And go out more often so you can meet a girl.
GVirdi 11
Imagination is for when you watch 3 stupid **** videos in a row
noisebox 1
Yeah porno is not about the acting but happy endings...
jmedalene 2
It's time to start to dating
blueknight1st 26
Who watches **** for the story or the acting?
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Bad acting and bad camera work are The main reasons I can't stand ****. I can't really vote here.... Because you didn't deserve it and I don't think it sucks either :P
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
**** is very fake. Just like most of the ****.
shots1996 8
Porno rule #69: Never focus on the horrible acting Just get off to the fact he's actually getting off and most of the time she's not:)
Ima_NeRD6213 4
I feel the exact same way...except for the porno part.