Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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Top comments
aimee910 11
Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.
BuffaloSabres134 8
Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.
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Comments (137)
kalixzo 11
Story of my life.
KingCeltic77 18
It's called Adult Friend Finder.
lustmiller 0
I feel u bro
smump 0
I want a **** with some dude that walks up to someones house and says "I have a pizza for you...EXTRA SAUSAGE!!" then rams his dick through the box.
SoultheWolf 19
When my fiance and I watch porno we critizes it a lot too, we don't watch it to get turned on but just for fun. But, I only enjoy the "high end" type of pornos, not the crappy ones with horrible acting. And before you guys ask, no I'm a woman not man.
DrBlack 9
Know exactly what you mean man.
wadsyaname23 0
Get out there and meet someone bro. Just be bold.
Marissa1586 18
Haha! Stop watching it for like a couple weeks, and maybe next time you'll appreciate it more!
bigtime_rocker 11
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...
TBelle4Ever 15
#ForeverAlone