Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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Top comments
aimee910 11
Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.
BuffaloSabres134 8
Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.
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Comments (137)
Enslaved 38
Mute and fast forward! Works for me.(: And there's nothing wrong with being picky about what images you cloud your mind with. I don't watch just anything, myself.(:
brohamas16 7
You need **** because your single?
SoNotForYou 5
If your turning off the **** because of the acting wouldn't that mean that you haven't been single long enough???
ZBonner 3
We've all been there.
Dark55_fml 1
Been there done that, might I recommend Perfect Girls?
dogpup4 23
I actually just watch real **** videos with real couples. Can't stand the shiny fake women who get paid to do it.
123josie123 11
Lol at the "shiny" part!
viper113 0
i do that, but ive been with my boyfriend for over a year lol
j3ebrules 13
I don't see what this has to do with being single - I'm taken and still watch ****. Anyway, that's what turns me off from most pornos too. Try an amateur site.
mscat 0
Yeah some porno do have bad acting. Its worse when they look at camera during the act.
buffyfoo 0
Isn't that normal? at least their good at something....