Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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Top comments
aimee910 11
Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.
BuffaloSabres134 8
Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.
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Comments (137)
wildocean 5
Ok seriously! **** get over it and start putting some effort into being you and finding someone that will just have fun w u!
heyred 11
I thought you'd do the opposite and notice the acting (or lack thereof) when you get laid on a consistent basis.
In_some_bullshit 13
I agree time to make a porno! If you are on here, you got internet, so look up dirty girls online and get derty!
mariah_victoria 0
We've all been there OP (: Wait no we haven't../: good luck...
shorty1015 0
Haha don't worry, the majority of people watch **** even when they are not single.
mikeawesome 0
I hate bad acting in pornos
bubo_fml 11
The grass is always greener...My girl constantly demands my knob, when sometimes, all I want is a damn sam'mich!!
bubo_fml 11
Enough w/ practicing your lines & rehearsing by yourself! Fluffer's disengage, "Lights, Cameras, Copulation!" (cue sound: 'bow-chicka-wow-wow!!')
zandalee 20
Seems to me that the crowds getting harder to please. Yesterday **** literature was not good enough, today general **** online isn't good enough... Just saying
laden_swallow09 35
It's okay. I still do that and I'm not even single. She critiques and laughs with me!