By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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Inediblepeaches 15

Batman had a father. *Had.* Meaning that at one point, there were parents.

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chlorinegreen 27

This may sound dumb but was the dad doing coke or did he eat the last powdered donut op was saving for after is nap?

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ammerhammer 3

No he probably did it on purpose to troll hi som

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zomgbies 17

That is an EPIC prank. I'll have to remember it.

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Damian95 16

There's nothing like an immature father with a great sense of humor!

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carmel1110 12

Sounds like a good prank idea... Awesome dad.

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kidclarke 15

Yeah because you'd totally just be in your own bed at home and not in a hospital if you were in a coma for 5 years.

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maz95 17

#6 - Yes, but you're not thinking straight when you've just woken up and also groggy as OP stated which is why he was almost convinced.

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Yorih 19

And you're probably not thinking straight when you've just woken up from a 5 year coma too ;)

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jetsown08 21

Maybe OP is really Captain America and woke up in a simulated recovery room to make him think he's in the right year.

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random_user7 1

Technically you don't have to me in a hospital if you're in coma for long !

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upallnight11 19

Troll dad is epic!

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