By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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its_love2 31
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your dad is AMAZING

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its_love2 31
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your dad is AMAZING

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jetsown08 21
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Nominee for troll dad of the year?

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nottheyoungest 18
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I never had a dad. *BATMAN*

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Brainnnnz 19
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32 But Batman did have a father...

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Inediblepeaches 15

Batman had a father. *Had.* Meaning that at one point, there were parents.

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chlorinegreen 27

This may sound dumb but was the dad doing coke or did he eat the last powdered donut op was saving for after is nap?

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ammerhammer 3
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No he probably did it on purpose to troll hi som

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zomgbies 17
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That is an EPIC prank. I'll have to remember it.

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Damian95 16

There's nothing like an immature father with a great sense of humor!

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TorturedXeno 27

Trolldad strikes again.

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CanCann 16
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Oops. Meant to thumb up!

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Jonny_Blaze0017 26
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haha thats hilarious

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carmel1110 12
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Sounds like a good prank idea... Awesome dad.

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carry_on 19
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Your dad has the best sense of humour!

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kidclarke 15
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Yeah because you'd totally just be in your own bed at home and not in a hospital if you were in a coma for 5 years.

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maz95 17
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#6 - Yes, but you're not thinking straight when you've just woken up and also groggy as OP stated which is why he was almost convinced.

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Yorih 19
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And you're probably not thinking straight when you've just woken up from a 5 year coma too ;)

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jetsown08 21
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Maybe OP is really Captain America and woke up in a simulated recovery room to make him think he's in the right year.

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random_user7 1
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Technically you don't have to me in a hospital if you're in coma for long !

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kayluhh18 11

Best comment EVER

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wtfchirp 9
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You're dad is amazing! So clever, and a great idea. :)

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upallnight11 19

Troll dad is epic!

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Stormdriven37 6

11- You deserve more thumbs up. Bazinga

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tangonaf 16

Awesome!

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