FML : Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked...

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 05:56 / United States

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By its_love2 | 31

#5371425 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:32

your dad is AMAZING

By LouiseD_fml | 10

#5371428 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:32

Awesome dad!

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By its_love2 | 31

#5371425 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:32

your dad is AMAZING

jetsown08 | 21

#5371582 - Sunday 17 February 2013 15:45

Nominee for troll dad of the year?

nottheyoungest | 18

#5371653 - Sunday 17 February 2013 16:54

I never had a dad. *BATMAN*

Brainnnnz | 19

#5372974 - Monday 18 February 2013 16:16

32 But Batman did have a father...

Inediblepeaches | 15

#5373903 - Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:02

Batman had a father. *Had.* Meaning that at one point, there were parents.

chlorinegreen | 27

#5374273 - Tuesday 19 February 2013 13:21

This may sound dumb but was the dad doing coke or did he eat the last powdered donut op was saving for after is nap?

ammerhammer | 3

#5482930 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:03

No he probably did it on purpose to troll hi som

zomgbies | 17

#5734253 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 19:12

That is an EPIC prank. I'll have to remember it.

By LouiseD_fml | 10

#5371428 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:32

Awesome dad!

Damian95 | 16

#5371654 - Sunday 17 February 2013 16:54

There's nothing like an immature father with a great sense of humor!

TorturedXeno | 27

#5371711 - Sunday 17 February 2013 18:21

Trolldad strikes again.

CanCann | 16

#5372122 - Monday 18 February 2013 0:37

Oops. Meant to thumb up!

By Jonny_Blaze0017 | 26

#5371430 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:33

haha thats hilarious

By carmel1110 | 12

#5371432 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:34

Sounds like a good prank idea... Awesome dad.

By carry_on | 19

#5371440 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:40

Your dad has the best sense of humour!

By kidclarke | 15

#5371443 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:45

Yeah because you'd totally just be in your own bed at home and not in a hospital if you were in a coma for 5 years.

maz95 | 16

#5371451 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:50

#6 - Yes, but you're not thinking straight when you've just woken up and also groggy as OP stated which is why he was almost convinced.

Yorih | 19

#5371505 - Sunday 17 February 2013 14:18

And you're probably not thinking straight when you've just woken up from a 5 year coma too ;)

jetsown08 | 21

#5371580 - Sunday 17 February 2013 15:44

Maybe OP is really Captain America and woke up in a simulated recovery room to make him think he's in the right year.

random_user7 | 1

#5372339 - Monday 18 February 2013 3:58

Technically you don't have to me in a hospital if you're in coma for long !

kayluhh18 | 11

#5372700 - Monday 18 February 2013 9:52

Best comment EVER

By wtfchirp | 9

#5371445 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:46

You're dad is amazing! So clever, and a great idea. :)

warrior1995 | 15

#5371715 - Sunday 17 February 2013 18:24

Your*

By upallnight11 | 19

#5371447 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:48

Troll dad is epic!

By malkavian_mad | 13

#5371448 - Sunday 17 February 2013 12:49

Bazinga!

moimoimoi125_fml | 11

#5371467 - Sunday 17 February 2013 13:19

Why ?

Stormdriven37 | 6

#5371814 - Sunday 17 February 2013 19:16

11- You deserve more thumbs up.

Bazinga

By tangonaf | 13

#5371462 - Sunday 17 February 2013 13:16

Awesome!

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