Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
MeloDet 2
Which engineering though? Some departments like Chemical have almost 50% girls, where others like Electrical and Computer have around 6%
Mauskau 36
This is why I'm waiting until uni just so that I can hopefully have another girl in my class.
B4ND_G33K 4
I feel it bruh I'm the only chick in MET at my school and all day it's like O.O at my boobs >.
jessica53139 10
Cover up those boobies!
HaykamNation 8
Same here. I dont have any serious friends in my school (well... With the exception of that one homosexual...) but thats besides the point. No matter how high the IQ is, the majority of guys are only interested in women for sex.
woiz 11
what's ur size?
chaoscreator1 8
Yeah... I know this feeling. I am the only female in my classes... I get treated like one of the guys... that includes them farting all over the room, making sick jokes about chicks... I feel ya chick.
Mons_fml 27
You want to be treated differently because your a girl? Your à shame to the feminists! LOL
88sforlife 0
On the plus side.
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
I'm the only chick in ym auto class... Been there, done that!
supahnazi 0
Oh you poor thing..