FML : Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Farterella - / Wednesday 2 November 2016 20:30 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#6708892 - Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

Did you get a trophy for that?

MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!

By fastman19 | 20

#6708929 - Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.

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By manuelg1095 | 14

#6708891 - Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

"Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart" - your mind.

By RichardPencil | 25

#6708892 - Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

Did you get a trophy for that?

MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!

childproofpizza | 19

#6708930 - Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

toot toot!

Rintarok5 | 29

#6709099 - Thursday 3 November 2016 23:02

More like poot-poot!

By coldcouncil | 5

#6708896 - Thursday 3 November 2016 10:05

We've all been there

By fastman19 | 20

#6708929 - Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.

By Savagephy | 17

#6708934 - Thursday 3 November 2016 11:45

Hey everybody body isn't
built the same some people are naturally strong some aren't if your not into lifting dont lift

By species4872 | 19

#6708977 - Thursday 3 November 2016 14:16

Perhaps she was trying to infuse the weights with hot air to make it lighter.

By gmanbuilder | 9

#6708984 - Thursday 3 November 2016 14:46

lmao gurl you gotta work out

By ttuOuts | 4

#6709009 - Thursday 3 November 2016 16:45

Nooooo. Im so sorry

By Zebediabolical | 36

#6709088 - Thursday 3 November 2016 22:11

...this is how lifelong nicknames get started.

By WillMM76 | 12

#6709138 - Friday 4 November 2016 2:29

Lmao! That's awesome!!!

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