Geek: Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the...

By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 789

You deserved it 1 566

Fête Nationale: Fireworks and Faux Pas
Celebrate the nation with stories where it's not just fireworks that sparkle! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 454

You deserved it 74 966

Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 138

You deserved it 28 917

By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 851

You deserved it 5 837

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 512

You deserved it 42 622

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 628

You deserved it 2 946

RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 622

You deserved it 1 799

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 821

You deserved it 5 608

Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 116

You deserved it 167

By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 865

You deserved it 47 675

Big Muff Fuzz

By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 279

You deserved it 206

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

Did you get a trophy for that? MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!

fastman19 20

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.

Comments

manuelg1095 14

Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

"Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart" - your mind.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

Did you get a trophy for that? MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!

childproofpizza 19

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

toot toot!

Rintarok5 29

Thursday 3 November 2016 23:02

More like poot-poot!

coldcouncil 5

Thursday 3 November 2016 10:05

We've all been there

fastman19 20

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.

Savagephy 17

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:45

Hey everybody body isn't built the same some people are naturally strong some aren't if your not into lifting dont lift

species4872 19

Thursday 3 November 2016 14:16

Perhaps she was trying to infuse the weights with hot air to make it lighter.

gmanbuilder 11

Thursday 3 November 2016 14:46

lmao gurl you gotta work out

ttuOuts 4

Thursday 3 November 2016 16:45

Nooooo. Im so sorry

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 3 November 2016 22:11

...this is how lifelong nicknames get started.

WillMM76 12

Friday 4 November 2016 2:29

Lmao! That's awesome!!!

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stuck Awkward Confused Relatable Love Weird First Dates Weddings AITA Instagram Stalker Social Media My ex Music Cheating Furniture Kids Introverts Cute Friends Money Capitalism Food Pregnancy Health Healthy Lifestyle Dad jokes Sextoys Intimacy

The Top

Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 174

Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 210

You deserved it 302

The Top

Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 316

You deserved it 407

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 111

You deserved it 3 926

Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 204

You deserved it 125

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 911

You deserved it 880

Today, the Snapchat that I was taking of my car being washed, including my commentary like, "Oooh yeah, get into it baby," was replayed loudly through my car via Bluetooth while the workers were inside and all around washing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 535

You deserved it 2 080

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 618

You deserved it 2 451

Same thing different taste

Get out

RIP

Core

Big Muff Fuzz

Top comments

Comments