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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

Did you get a trophy for that? MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!

fastman19 20

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.

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manuelg1095 14

Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

"Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart" - your mind.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 November 2016 9:33

Did you get a trophy for that? MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!

childproofpizza 19

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

toot toot!

Rintarok5 29

Thursday 3 November 2016 23:02

More like poot-poot!

coldcouncil 5

Thursday 3 November 2016 10:05

We've all been there

fastman19 20

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:42

Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.

Savagephy 17

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:45

Hey everybody body isn't built the same some people are naturally strong some aren't if your not into lifting dont lift

species4872 19

Thursday 3 November 2016 14:16

Perhaps she was trying to infuse the weights with hot air to make it lighter.

gmanbuilder 11

Thursday 3 November 2016 14:46

lmao gurl you gotta work out

ttuOuts 4

Thursday 3 November 2016 16:45

Nooooo. Im so sorry

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 3 November 2016 22:11

...this is how lifelong nicknames get started.

WillMM76 12

Friday 4 November 2016 2:29

Lmao! That's awesome!!!

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