By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora
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DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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...you have friends on a **** site?
instead of poking people, you send faps!
Friends on Facebook = Acquaintances + Good Friends + Family Members Friends on **** site = Desperate Creepers + Possibly hot ****-stars + Freaks
mattbc97 has fapped to you. Fap Back • Ignore
Why on Earth would anyone even want a **** account? What extra features are made available with an account?
Lol. "Noot noot, motherf•cker!"
Oh look my FML got accepted
^Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday Matt :-) !
Happy Birthday Matt! ;)
He officially got more Happy Birthday messages on fml now. You need to meet more people...
^ win btw Fappy Birthday!
lol i didn't know that either #30
FREE HD PRON!!
OMG, I LOVE HD "PRON"!!!!
I had a.... Oh wait I've never had a pet....forever alone.
Yo, HD **** is almost never free. They always make you pay for the good stuff.
84- you were supposed to say Tron Pron
I realized what I just said was wrong and stupid. Please thumb me down.
^^ No need to ask! (:
One does not simply get more friends
No, one simply makes more friends.
What is this ”friends” which you speak of, and where can I get some?!
Shut the **** up!!! Grammar nazis cn eat a dick. If someone writes the letter "u" then U obviously got wat they were sayin even tho they made it shorter or left a letter out. U still kno wat they meant so shut up we r not in skool or a professional setting so there is no need to spell everything correctly
Cobalt - Please read the commenting rules, especially that part about TXT language being forbidden here. I'm not even going to bother correcting all your stupid txt-isms. I'm just going to let your spelling of "skool" speak for itself.
On a **** site.
maybe you should be less of a jerk.
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
What I want to know is how they wished OP happy birthday with one hand 0.o
Maybe it was webcam chat?
Theyre so thoughtful that they even dressed up in their birthday suits.
Maybe the higher number of birthday wishes on the **** site has to do with more people going on the **** site?;) A lot of people check Facebook though, it would be interesting to see if social media or **** sites were viewed more often.
A happy birthday wish is a happy birthday wish no matter where it comes from.
Ha!
Ha, no.
H0T Busty B@BE says: "Happy Birthday Big Boy!"
why does one's value have to be measured through acceptance of a social network site? Come on, really?
So... Your a **** actreess?
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You know your life sucks when....
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you