By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 035
You deserved it 31 000

MattBC97 tells us more.

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

Top comments

Nightwing98 22

You know your life sucks when....

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

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Nightwing98 22

You know your life sucks when....

Nightwing98 22

Because I happened to check read them at a certain time? You were 16 so what's your point? At least I didn't write "FIRST"

kiran_fml 5

27 that's what I was thinking, I didnt know social networking applied to **** too

instead of poking people, you send faps!

Friends on Facebook = Acquaintances + Good Friends + Family Members Friends on **** site = Desperate Creepers + Possibly hot ****-stars + Freaks

alliewillie 22

Sounds like you're more active on the **** site.

Damn_Hippster 11

Forget Facebook, I predict **** Hub to be the next big social network.

mattbc97 has fapped to you. Fap Back • Ignore

Why on Earth would anyone even want a **** account? What extra features are made available with an account?

OHai15 12

more ppl are fapping than FB apping.

He officially got more Happy Birthday messages on fml now. You need to meet more people...

lorenzoman77 7

I'm guessing you got a big weener?

I had a.... Oh wait I've never had a pet....forever alone.

Yo, HD **** is almost never free. They always make you pay for the good stuff.

TunechiXXL 0
MargieDrury 1

Lol these are the best comments I've seen too funny

I realized what I just said was wrong and stupid. Please thumb me down.

pinky78711 5

Ohhh that sucks, maybe u should get more friends???

TheDrifter 23

I tried that. The jumper cables just won't bring them to life like I saw in the movie.

Snafuusmc 12

What's hatsune miku doing on here in the first place?

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Maybe you should learn how to spell "you."

What is this ”friends” which you speak of, and where can I get some?!

cobaltss06 1

Shut the **** up!!! Grammar nazis cn eat a dick. If someone writes the letter "u" then U obviously got wat they were sayin even tho they made it shorter or left a letter out. U still kno wat they meant so shut up we r not in skool or a professional setting so there is no need to spell everything correctly

Cobalt - Please read the commenting rules, especially that part about TXT language being forbidden here. I'm not even going to bother correcting all your stupid txt-isms. I'm just going to let your spelling of "skool" speak for itself.

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

What I want to know is how they wished OP happy birthday with one hand 0.o

Birdie_Sage 0

Ooor maybe it was a simple 'Happy birthday' post on their profile?

22cute 17

Oh no! Here we go again with the birthday wishes = real friendship nonsense. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. People on your **** site really care more because they said, "Happy Birthday" and didn't forget. I wish you a good life with those true and loyal friends! Cheers!

Theyre so thoughtful that they even dressed up in their birthday suits.

OHai15 12

@15 ppl can be very creative with just one hand....

Maybe the higher number of birthday wishes on the **** site has to do with more people going on the **** site?;) A lot of people check Facebook though, it would be interesting to see if social media or **** sites were viewed more often.

Jason199615 0

How many friends do you have on there? Lol

Birdie_Sage 0

I'm guessing 97 from the title of the FML.

22cute 17
AFloppyWetWhale 6

OP has less friends than the number of pornstars on the website, which still isn't saying much...

TaylorLynn462 10

Well... Now you know who your real friends are!

sycosyd_97 1

Yup:) weirdos that have nothing Better to do than ya nooo....

why does one's value have to be measured through acceptance of a social network site? Come on, really?

thattxguy 0

That's because you pay for the **** and not your friends

sinking_fish 12

Yup, that's exactly what it means. Mans u be smartz.

wlddog 14

I don't know if erroneous is a great term to be using on FML. It's way too brainy, even for the nerds.