Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
CheerBaby97 9
Call them out on it!
wtfgrl128 3
I know what you mean I'm an automotive technology major it totally blows
bmw535i 0
Are you telling me this class is your first experience with men?
babyshaft408 8
Get out of here women engineers no way. Get over urself
THE_A_TEEN 28
What?
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm torn between feeling bad for you and wondering if you just made this FML to left-handily brag
br0ccoli 15
This is a total win. You won't have a hard time getting a tutor if you don't understand a topic. Get some female friends from a different school in your college.
Gencade 0
Is your one friend gay?
twilightluvr101 4
And is that one friend gay...?
MidnaLink 35
anyone who stares slap 'em silly
MidnaLink 35
210 & 212 why should he be gay just because he is the only who is smart enough to speak to her without staring and going "duuuhhhh"