Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
waltman8500 3
At least u know ur hot
korn13 3
are your boobs hot
dansco 25
At least you know you have great boobs ;) Enjoy the attention and take advantage of this - get the pervs to help you do your work ;) lol
supermann13_fml 11
******* perverts...
RRP7231302 1
For women in engineering, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
304050 1
Well Score some with them;P
42billybob 5
Can't tell if engineers are ACTUALLY that woman deprived, or whether this woman is intentionally waiting for them to glance at her chest so she can feel justified in pushing people away.
hadeed 3
Pictures of your boobs or it didn't happen.
Rasetsu 10
GIRL POWER.
mojo87 14
The problem isn't engineering, the problem is being in Western Australia... :P I'm a Robotic and Mechatronic Engineering student, and am one of the very few girls in my course. While the guys will certainly check you out, overall they are very nice guys; they definitely won't sit there staring at your breasts. However, if you are in Civil Engineering, I have found the guys do tend towards the douchier side.