Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
hailrenee 0
So, you're a chick in engineering and ALL of are staring at you? Tell me more about how special you are.
sublimaze 6
Why do I have the feeling OP would complain if the opposite happened, and *no one* stared at her boobs?
moneyp2804 0
Awww I kno exactly how u feel! Computer science students are not any different... Use it to ur advantage! Embrace ur a woman and work shall b done for u that's how I finished my degree
Mons_fml 27
You seriously should be ashamed of yourself.
KiddNYC1O 22
That's hot, be proud.
ElricMustang 23
This is the first comment I've seen from you with a positive number of votes.
Rednecktified 5
Sorry, say again?
S7YX 9
You could have seen that coming
lukemack 4
Most women who say men are looking at there boobs are just attention seekers most likely there not I've had a girl tell me off for looking at her boobs and I never did seen it happen a few times as well
SwtCherryPie 26
I voted YDI because my guess is that you probably go into class in tight and/or revealing clothing, flaunting your sexuality and the fact that you are a girl in a predominantly male environment, then expect the men NOT to stare. Act like a *****, get treated like a *****.
2Siccckkkkkey 2
I mean that's fine.. Now let's talk about the size of your boobs hahah