Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
Jeffo193 13
Hehehehehe boobs ^_^
umrchop 2
Sounds like Rolla. You would just about be the only girl.
WTFreversed 5
Lol same thing here I'm the only girl in I.T but maybe you should cover up ?
groupleader 7
What type of engineering are you interested in? Oh f that! Nice boobs!! :)
hadeed 3
Pictures of your boobs, or it didn't happen
EvilDave 13
OP, are you sure they are all staring at your boobs? I went through a time where I couldn't look certain women in the eye which caused me to look down. I wasn't looking at their boobs but rather at their mouths or chins and sometimes the floor. I worked hard to fix that issue when one of them took the time to talk to me about it and how it looked to them.
nefertitiqueen3 0
Three cheers for that one ! Forget the others. :)
greens_fml 5
Ohhhhh wow relax. Be happy you have big ol' boobs. There are some girls who only have mosquitoes bite boobs. Having big boobs is a blessing not a curse.
LokiMinor 1
I know how you feel! I am the only female engineering student in my school as well... Half the guys forget I'm a female and the other half greet my boobs instead of my face...
mialee34 4
I feel your pain