Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
Erdricks_Sword 9
Xo..the advantage is...?
fenfen16 5
Cover them up then?
CharliesCool2084 8
Don't pretend you don't love it!
theoreticalnerd 0
I'm transferring to study electrical engineering and I feel like I'm going to be extremely outnumbered too.
Forensicfreak699 1
It's okay babe. I'm in high school and for the past two years the same thing has been happening to me. It's even worse when your boyfriend is in that class and the teacher makes jokes about us.
Ozymandias_ 2
Let me guess: he is in the closet
YahImThatGuy 0
Think about it this way: the "ones who can have a conversation" are really just the smooth talkers that are just in it for the goods anyways. The nerds just aren't able to hide their attraction but will actually treat you much better in a long-term relationship.
Monthar 3
I've noticed that most women who complain about guys looking at their breasts are wearing tops that barely cover more than a pasty would. Those types of outfits are fine when you're out on the town and actually looking for the attention, but in a work/school environment, they are inappropriate.
emily8468 1
I don't see the problem!
TDWPForDayz 9
Are your girls all out there? If not, I'm sorry to hear about that. If they were, I'd say you are asking for it. But then again, most men are just too concentrated on boobs. And asses.