Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
mkcherry 14
There is no way to cover DD+ breast besides burquas maybe. Even in a turtle neck, shape is visible. I doubt she would make this FML before she tried something simple like wearing a high cut top. If men are going to stare, they are going to do it regardless of what you look like. I have some classes where the male to female ratio is 50:1 and of the guys I've had any contact with it seems like 1/3 of the guys treat me like they'd normally treat a female friend, 1/3 are leer at me (they don't talk, just stare, sometimes at my body usually at my face) and 1/3 completely forget Im a woman and talk to me like one of the guys. It doesn't bother me really i sit in the middle of the front rows so my professor doesn't forget I'm there and I let my grades speak for themselves. Good luck in your future career.
The_9th_Doctor 18
that's what you get for having pillows
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
well that one friend is probably gay
RainbowStaple 13
If they are not looking at it they are thinking about it.
sydstoomuch 19
It's a mans world!!
GipsyFromSpace 5
That's mean
pinkstardust 9
Ah that sucks
anon385 23
Which is why you wear hoodies