Grab the balls by the horn, dude

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 18:00

Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
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demix_fml 32
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Maybe your just not her type ?

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RichardPencil 30
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"You could always settle for me!"

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Purpangui 4
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Maybe she expected you to say you love her.

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Magtec 11
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Then maybe she should stop playing games and actually speak her mind. So should OP.

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Iamthebanzai22 19
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That only works in the movies. It would probably creep her out. Best course of action is just to ask her out on a date. Millions of men through the ages have grown balls and have done just that, and for many of them it worked. Go figure!!

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RichardPencil 30
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"You could always settle for me!"

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demix_fml 32
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Maybe your just not her type ?

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Seeya55 31
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She did say "good" along with it. Romance goes both ways man, can't get what you don't ask for.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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been there selectively heard that🙃

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Matt Much 12
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Take that as a hint, make your move

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Sinshine 28
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Let me guess: You never made a move?

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damonic666 1

have you made your feelings clear?

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mekiswrite 21
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GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER OUT

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Traveling_Book 9

Got 3 possibilities here, she doesn’t know your single, she does know you’re single and isn’t into you, or she’s giving you a major hint to make a move. Ball is in your court now.

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RichardPencil 30
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You missed another possibility -- she doesn't know he's a man!

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