Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
cuddlebunny3548 11
You must be hot
miss_booboo_8 0
Hahahahaha thats HALARIOUS
NewMetalGirl 14
I get the same thing in my engineering classes. I'm in high school though so they are all immature more so than college.
betteryouthanmee 3
oh no. boys are noticing you. get over it.
hateevryone 15
In a room full of men, you won't make any "friends"
btx2 9
Just show em. Once they see em your problem will go awayy
smc3106 25
Lmao. Yeah, that'll teach them not to look at your boobs! Every woman, everywhere should think like this!
xLoLa_fml 6
Engineers that stare at your boobs? Why does this make me think of Howard from Big Bang Theory...
coreydsmith 0
You must b hot
ch3s 4
You could have taken the time to add an "e" to your "b." It is not hard. I am not targeting you specifically, but the grammar on this site is atrocious and almost hurts my eyes (and I am not even out of high school) Okay, I am done being a grammar Nazi. FOR NOW :O======[]=
MeloDet 2
We aren't all that bad! I'm studying Electrical Engineering and I know some guys that aren't completely socially inept and can actually handle talking to a girl.
Anubis_81 21
Hi, I'm in W.A. too. Where you at?