By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0

kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".

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DeesFMLs 0

I love doing tht to people haha it's funny lol

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hairt 4

you must be a complete asshole #3. tsktsktsk. -shakes head- op that seriously sucks. get better soon :)

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MissErikaHart 0

and ur reaction was to cry about it on fml. that friend pwns u

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cantfightfate 0

16 that's what this website is about. if they didn't, this website wouldn't exist. and that is a pretty dick thing to do.

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DudeImBetter 0

I hate people like that but there's still no reason to cry about on fml unless if they broke it again or something.

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

let me guess... AHHHHHHH!!!! F***!!! F***IN MOTHER F***ER!!!!!

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tweetbaby14 18

you should've kicked him in the crotch to see his reaction

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

#50 let me guess... AHHHHHHH!!!! F***!!! F***IN MOTHER F***ER!!!!!

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triggerit 5

you're so heartless ... op will break another toy...

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Brittaneyyy 0

haha #56 is a win!!!

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iSitt 0

Now you have to go back to the doc for another X-ray to check if anything got worse.

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mooshibear140 4

Sounds like something I would pretend I'm going to do to scare the shit out of my friends by making them think I'm gonna do it, but not really do it in the end. :)

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MnBran6 0

Jokes aren't always humorous, asshole. Sit down, shut up, and get the **** over yourself.

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MissErikaHart 0

oh yea and ur just a regular ****** comedian aren't u? when u said the shit about curb stomping was that supposed to b funny? cuz if u were trying to b funny there then I would say that was a "bad joke" so were u serious? u know ur big words and long drawn out explanations make u look like a total loser. I don't think anyone is impressed. and if that's just how u talk than IMO u talk like a Fag

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bbobe900000 0

#26 It was ALREADY BROKEN YOU IDIOT. OP, I hope that you are no longer friends with that dipshit and I hope that he gets killed. Brainless ******* idiots like that should not be on this earth.

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WeaponsOfMassDDD 0

make sure u use the foot that doesn't have the broken toe.....

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Kurg 0

jeez what an asshole what has the world come to today? "Friends" are now the people who hurt you and play pranks on you just to be funny or see what happens

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best1onmap78 0

true these things happen yls

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Hlperez 0

I would have punched him/her in the face

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iamchuck 0

after you crawled up from the floor where you cried like a little girl?

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idonthaveanameok 0

Make sure you do the same thing to your friend. break their toe on purpose and step on it with cowboy boots.

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My_Deathbed 0

or he/she should wear those steel toe boots and kick him/her in the shin as hard as she can

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pancakerocks 1

i ******* hate ppl like that quit hanging out with him he is just a fag and always will be

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Jordykins 0

And I hate people that call people fags.

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r6_fml 4

and I hate people that hate people that call people fags

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morgan320 0

and i hate people that keep writing hate when there is no point.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

SAILING MISHAP! I'm going to miss her. I'm going to miss video games.

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pancakerocks 1

**** him i hate ppl like him quit hanging out with him hes a fag and always will be. find new freinds anti flood can eat it

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WeaponsOfMassDDD 0

I'm so sick of that antiflood shit I'm bout to detonate

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saragr94 2

sounds like something i could have done. but only if i thought you were joking :P fyl

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